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[FastFoot92]

If you woke up to find you become your pet,what would be the first thing you'd do

Note: If you don't have a pet you vanish into nothingness and can't post on this thread

 

[Kodlak]

Well if my pet becomes me I will go claw its legs and see how it likes it!

 

[Quoth]

I'd wonder why my lazy owner didnt change the water more often. I can hardly breath in here you moron.

 

[Jaythulhu]

Well if my pet becomes me I will go claw its legs and see how it likes it!

Quoted for being an absolute truth. I'd also wail and meow at the back door for 10 minutes every hour or so, despite having no interest in going outside.

 

[grimsprice]

I'd be so chill. I'd definitely stop attacking the Christmas tree.

 

[DemonicVixen]

Well i have a choice of pets to become:

Rabbits- make a noise in the same way they do, wake everyone up early, bite and scratch and demand food.
Guinea pigs- Chew, squeal, bite, run away, fight with my cage mate (sleep if its my seperate guinea)
Hamsters- Sleep, chew bars, run on wheel
Gerbil- go nuts, nibble, destroy any cardboard or paper
Fish- bob,bob,bob, swim, hit my head of tank walls
Cats- Scratch, destroy furniture, go wild, wake up my owners, eat, sleep, use litter tray just as my owner wants to eat.

 

[FastFoot92]

What if I have a pet rock? Or lack a pet in any way or form?

Rly? Read the goddamn OP

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

...Beg for my breakfast. Oh, how I'd miss my dignity.

 

[FastFoot92]

Guinea pigs- Chew, squeal, bite, run away, fight with my cage mate (sleep if its my seperate guinea)just as my owner wants to eat.

If i rearrange the words like so......

Guinea pigs- Chew, squeal, bite, run away, sleep with my cage mate (force him if its necessary)just as my owner wants to eat.

 

[wooty]

Be great being my cat, all id have to do is lie infront of the fire all day

First thing id do is that weird stretch that cats do, when they really arch their back and it just looks so great. Could do with it, back feels so knotted at present

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Depends on which one I become.

If I became the cat, I would probably do something she'd find mortifying. Like, say, cuddling up to the dog.
She is kind of a brat, you see.

If I became the dog, I dunno what I'd do.
Run into shit, maybe?

 

[Abedeus]

Bark at some people. A 3 months old rottweiler is not only adorable, but also quite painful if he manages to bite you in the hand or ankle.

OR GROIN. Not that it happened, but it was close.

 

[Eliam_Dar]

I'll be my cat... good life, free food, no stress... wait, why am I a human?

 

[BlackJack47]

I'd hump all the ladies and not get into trouble for it.

 

[FastFoot92]

I'll be my cat... good life, free food, no stress... wait, why am I a human?

Now you see the point of this thread

You have been enlightened

 

[DazZ.]

Lick my own balls.

Then learn to play games with my paws.

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

I would see if I could be the first dog to rule at playing fps games! Or alternatively find out if my post really is that tasty.

 

[likalaruku]

Sleep in, demand breakfast.

 

[Kollega]

I'd STOP FUCKING PISSING ON THE FLOOR!

This. OH GOD, THIS.

 

[Frankydee]

I would stop shitting on the carpet.