Woof!

[Azure-Supernova]

Hmmm, get out of the house somehow and go get a tummy rub from the rather attractive girl girl next door...

 

[RanD00M]

I would sleep all day.See how my dog likes to see me sleep as her.

 

[lvl9000_woot]

I'd enjoy the ability to lick myself.That's right, I went there.

 

[Tweekster13]

Sleep all day, go ape shit crazy at night and demand tuna whenever someone even looks in the direction of the pantry. Oh and demand attention from pretty much everyone.

 

[Jetcity]

Seconded on balls licking

 

[Dead Eye II]

start randomly barking if i hear a car door close from 5 miles away

....stupid dog lol

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Well, I would have become a *****, so I guess I would just sleep. My dog is kinda old, so she doesn't really do much except sleep, eat, and bark at the neighbor dogs or someone at the door.

I guess I'd explore my environment via smell. Also, I'd stop pissing in my parent's bedroom.
Other than that, I'd play my Xbox 360 as a dog. Suck it, bitches.

 

[LeonLethality]

I'd be a cat so I would get to sleep all day and have no responsibilities... awesome

 

[oppp7]

I'd become the world's smartest cat.
Edit: then I'd take over a country.

 

[Beardon65]

I'd growl at every passing person and attempt to escape from my cage (Yes, I own a rabbit)

 

[ScarlettRage]

Guinea pigs- Chew, squeal, bite, run away, fight with my cage mate (sleep if its my seperate guinea)just as my owner wants to eat.

If i rearrange the words like so......

Guinea pigs- Chew, squeal, bite, run away, sleep with my cage mate (force him if its necessary)just as my owner wants to eat.

i laughed so hard at this.. XD
well i was my kitty, i would try and kill anyone who tryed to put a santa sweater on me..

 

[ButanicXpandA]

Hide underneath large objects (cars and what have you) then bowl people over when they get close... then hide again.

 

[cyber_andyy]

I'd relish in being a cat. That and cuddles ftw.

 

[DemonicVixen]

Guinea pigs- Chew, squeal, bite, run away, fight with my cage mate (sleep if its my seperate guinea)just as my owner wants to eat.

If i rearrange the words like so......

Guinea pigs- Chew, squeal, bite, run away, sleep with my cage mate (force him if its necessary)just as my owner wants to eat.

i laughed so hard at this.. XD
well i was my kitty, i would try and kill anyone who tryed to put a santa sweater on me..

You are so evil. Thanks for twisting my words must admit, you had me laughing also. I only hope others don't think i actually said that though

 

[Caligulove]

I'd stop falling asleep on my owner's bed before he climbed into bed himself (I have a big german shepherd/border collie mix)

and I would stop being so damn indecisive and figure out what the hell I want when I whine about something

 

[rokkolpo]

i'd climb the christmas tree,and get thrown out by my mom.

wait a minute.....i already did those things!

 

[Cowabungaa]

Awwww yeeeaaaah.

Second comes looking smug and demanding petting and food.

 

[C0RV4L0U5]

if i turned into a pet i would need a new owner.. or does your pet become you?

and i dont own a pet so muhahahaha i rebel agaisnt your non pet owners rule

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

I'd be sad because I'd be ludicrously old (a 15-year-old cat!) and stuck outside in the cold all the time. (We can't let my cat inside because we're doing renovations, and he'll frequently get stuck in the roof. I called him Ceiling Cat for a while.)

 

[khaimera]

I would come out of teh closet. That's where she sleeps at night and hates getting up in the morning. Ornery Chihuahuas