Words on your gravestone?

[BrownGaijin]

To those who have come to my grave,
I have spent the better half of my life searching for the meaning of life. And in my last days I have discovered it. As I may not have the chance to tell anyone while I was alive, I have written in my will to have it written on my tombstone at the bottom, and that is:

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU...

EDIT: A few more.

"Screw the end of the world, beware of the 3 day old egg salad sandwich that they sell off Route 101"

"What do you mean my actions have won me the Darwin Award?"

"Last one out hit the lights"

"Why yes Blondie, the fistful of dollars is buried in the unmarked grave next to me."

"I said it when I was alive and I'll say it now: YOUR GAME SUCKS!"

"Hey Little Kuriboh, when's the next episode?"

"Don't bother looking for me here. My soul has already found a ventured into a dressing room in a local Victoria's Secret. F.Y.I. Lovin' it!"

 

[REAPER5594]

oh, there are so many things:
"Hey, there's a high level item on my corpse. You just have to grab it. C'mon, it's right next to me, take it. Can you handle it? It deals fire dmg. I bet your level isn't high enough anyway..."
"I told you that burger tasted wierd"
"stupid buggy auto-aim!"
"Here lies , he was wearing a red shirt that day."
"Here lies , turns out, you can't double jump."
there are too many to count.

 

[SeksEin]

Didn't want to run back to my body,
But didn't want the additional durability loss.

 

[Mr.Napier]

"You stopped at my gave that makes you my friend,so when the zombies come Ill eat you last."

Then when the Zombies do come Ill walk up to one of them and "I lied" cause what if they stopped at my grave?

 

[chieften]

Died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship

 

[AveryrGraven]

"Get off my Grave."

 

[xXAsherahXx]

"Oh, and by the way, I slept with your mom" Sincerely, (my name)

Or... "Rick Rolled! my grave is thataway --->"

Or the more classy "LOL ROFLMAO I'MS DEAD, TTYL"

 

[alrekr]

I'll have the words: We had to bury him alive as he just wouldn't die the old codger... then the motion sensor sets off the hand that bursts out of the ground and graps you by the throat.

 

[Kris015]

"He had a lot to say. He had a lot of nothing to say, we'll miss him."

Lol, you sure you don't want to have real grammar on your grave marker?
Oh the internetz.

Wait. Whaaa?

Dunno why i suddenly started thinking about this, but here goes: What will you have written on your gravestone?
I think i'll go with
"He had a lot to say. He had a lot of nothing to say, we'll miss him."

I'm liking the tool song reference

Finally! I was starting to think that there were no Tool fans here

 

[Aggressor and Usurper]

"Fucking magnets, man, how do they work?"

 

[Je Suis Ubermonkey]

Here lies Ubermonkey.
He followed his dream, even in death:
1.Die.
2.Get buried.
3.?????
4.PROFIT!

 

[shadow741]

"There are several active mines on my body so don't stand on top of me"

 

[Spoonius]

This thread is fantastic. Here's mine:

"I came, I saw, I conked it".

 

[Mimssy]

"I'm looking up your pants right now "

 

[Je Suis Ubermonkey]

"I've had it with these mother f***ing maggots in my mother f***ing grave!"

 

[Brad Shepard]

Couldent think of anything better to put on here.

 

[Lavi]

"Go watch Inception."
"I'm watching you pee now."
"Do you remember how you got here? Cause that's the best way to tell if you're dreaming or not."

 

[ThreeWords]

"ERROR 404: GRAVE NOT FOUND"

This. Most certainly this.

 

[masseyguy911]

"It sounded like a good idea at the time..."
"What could possibly go wrong they said"
"Thanks for visiting my grave, you are now haunted. Have a nice day!"
"Go ahead drink the water... theres NOTHING wrong with it."

 

[Evilsanta]

"I can so see your underwear now"

Or

"If you can read this it means i am now possesing you."