Words on your gravestone?

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

Cyanide and Dr.pepper- Whats the worst that could happen?

 

[dexxyoto]

THought of a new one,
You Can Have her over my cold dead body

wives,
you cant live with them

never trust anyone with cake

 

[vrbtny]

"Best before (date of Death)"

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Just as planned.

That body was just a shell! Now you shall see my true form - Then I'll have a CGI of me in One Winged Angel form

 

[niege]

Here lies Jesper Pettersson
"May he rest in pieces"

 

[Toranilor]

Here lies ____

"I've fought mudrabs more fearsome than you!"

OR:

I'm with deceased ---->

 

[Project_Xii]

"Life Not Found. Abort? Reincarnate? Ignore?"

"Congratulations! You are the 10000 person to visit this grave! Dig me up now to recieve your prize!"

"The Cake Wasn't A Lie. It was, however, laced with a deadly neurotoxin."

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Who's the world going to revolve around now?

 

[Elburzito]

"Here lies Ian. He went to Hell. We'll all be seeing him there, or so he says."

 

[Buleet]

Tested an anti-bear hat.

 

[Dr. Wily III]

afk.

or

BANNED

 

[ECasThat]

What? do you really think I'm dead? I'M the god damn Batman!

or

You know... I'm not really dead. The aliens came and tog me home too Elvis

 

[Arkzism]

wont have one.... i want to be set on fire. not cremated but SET ON FIRE

 

[Gardenia]

Just one word: "Meh"

 

[Silent Rob]

I don't know if somebodies already said this but I'm gonna have to go with

"I beat you in the human race"

 

[RoyalWelsh]

Died dead sober. Wonders never cease.

 

[Samuel Cook]

Here's lies Samuel 'I think I can jump that' Cook.

 

[Nerdfury]

In tiny, tiny writing, right in the middle, which forces the reader to step onto the grave to read it:

"You're standing on my balls"

 

[Davvda]

Dunno why i suddenly started thinking about this, but here goes: What will you have written on your gravestone?
I think i'll go with
"He had a lot to say. He had a lot of nothing to say, we'll miss him."

(Yes quoting the first post a few pages later is counted as a fail)

Tool - Eulogy, am I right?

Ontopic: Name Unknown

You sir, are correct

I'd give you a cookie, but I ate it

It's okay. The knowledge of another enlightened spirit is worth more than a cookie for me

 

[Devil's Due]

"Here lies James

He was ran out of clean clothes,
and was forced to wear a Red Shirt.

RIP"