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etherlance

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Aidan.....Respawns in 5...4...3...2...1

or:

Here lies Aidan Thornton
"He just HAD to press that button".
 

XJ-0461

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"Insert coins to continue life"

Or "So this is what it feels like to be in a small wooden box..."
 

interspark

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well, i lived my with not one day without a bad joke so i'll be damned if im not leaving with one (and yes, i aprreciate the irony there), here are some ideas...

"damn, i was one day from retirement!"
"died during a peace treaty with earths closest neighbors, it didnt go well..."
"burried with his collection of gold nuggets and priceless royal jewellery, now dont you go stealing it ok?"
"well that sucked"

or maybe something more mellow like,

"d d d d... dd.. d d dats all folks!"
 

interspark

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heres another one, my grave will have a detatchable, ornate shovel and the writing will read

"the person burried here is still alive, disbelieve and walk away from this gravestone on your own consious"

in the grave will be a spring loaded, plastic zombie. i will have been cremated and scattered out of an aeroplane
 

Krantos

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Dixi me aegrotare, sed ecquis auscultaret?

or, more simply

Obesa cantavit

Gotta go with Latin.
 

interspark

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ooh! heres one!

"what!?! only one life!?! then what the heck were all those little gold trophies for?!?!"

or

"hey! wanna hear something reeeeeally annoying? i could come back and let you know what happens... but i WONT!! :p"
 

elcamino41383

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"He Hates You"

I have a "thing" where I tell my friends, and other loved ones, at random, that I hate them. If any of them say "that's mean" or "that's not nice," I then tell them "In the most loving way possible, of course."

Les Awesome said:
he had a comfortable ass
Cyanide and Happiness!

Kris015 said:
Les Awesome said:
he had a comfortable ass
Cyanide and Happiness, right? :D
dammit ninja'd...

Knight of Cydonia said:
Kris015 said:
Les Awesome said:
he had a comfortable ass
Cyanide and Happiness, right? :D
Cliff Miller
He had a comfortable ass.
R.I.P
Dammit again!