Words on your gravestone?

[Baron von Blitztank]

"Here lies [Subject Name Here]. Please take to the nearest Vita Chamber for resurrection."
or
"Died waiting for Duke Nukem Forever"
or
"Could not land in the haystack when diving off the Empire State Building"
or
"Teams have been switched. Preparing to join the BLU Team as a Heavy"

Any of those will be fine.

 

[zyoto12]

"This is what happens when you talk about /b"

or

"Hmmm this sets my plans for world domination back a bit"

 

[garlicncow]

Need...more...sammiches...

 

[Pegghead]

RESPAWN IN TEN!

 

[ryanxm]

mine would be "i decompose in your general direction"

 

[Azriel Nightshade]

"Wrex"

 

[Terminate421]

"Hush!"

or

Consistantly Epic

or

"Ill be back"

or

Were it so Easy

or

Also known as Terminate421


I have alot of choose from

 

[Blandman]

"You can't fire me. I quit!"

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

(name)
He sure as hell proved them wrong.

 

[Vrex360]

"It took the sum of $22 000,000,000,000 dollars worth of human military forces to try and take me down and the loss of fifty global countries to do so. But you finally defeated me, though it will be of small celebration considering I left your planet as a barren irraditated wasteland and prior to death I sent out a message to the rest of the Sangheili fleet to finish what I've start. Looking forward to seeing you all soon."

 

[Shoggoth2588]

"ERROR 404: GRAVE NOT FOUND"

Excellent xD

OT:

"Will return in 15 minutes. Please bow your head."

"Here lies (name here) He Scored. Multiple times with multiple partners."

(If I kill myself)"Here lies (name here), who proved that while life may not have a reset button you can still Rage Quit"

"Please water my flowers"

"He's dead and gone but he still got you to read this!"

"I can see your underwear"

"Please don't have sex with me. Feel free to use a body part though, if you're re-enacting Dr.Frankenstein's experiments."

"Free candy: 6-feet down"

(If I am cremated, this will be on my Urn) "Free Chocolate Milk Mix"

(Cremated: on the Urn) "most definitely NOT cat litter"

 

[lokun489]

i thought you were going to cremate me.

 

[Comma-Kazie]

"As you are, so was I. As I am, so shall you be."

 

[Nukarama]

"God mode off"
/thread
Edit: Ooh thought up more!
"I am Nukarama and this is my favorite grave on the citadel."
"Releasing Control"
"He caught them all"

 

[oranger]

Well, should I somehow end up wasting good space in a ridiculous cemetary, then my stone would read "Fuck humanity, I'm sick to death of you people...oh wait".
Sigh...I'm just tired of humanity and how stupid it is. Maybe its time to cull the herd?
But would that help any?

 

[Captain Epic]

Would you please insert a coin for me.

or

you're next >

 

[chiggerwood]

at the beginning of the row: Matthew Hampton's Grave Site -> A Little Further -> then at the end of the row: Sorry You Went To Far.

OR

Dig Here

 

[Blue Musician]

Basically this is what I would write in my gravestone:

"Here lies Quetzal, hated misanthrope who hated everything and everyone and viceversa"

or

"It isn't that bad now that one is dead".

 

[Luke5515]

'Luke'
'He was okay i guess'
'I mean, he wasn't that bad'

 

[The Arc of Eden]

"Your Brains look delicious from down here."

"I told you if you said another word I would just end it... But nooooo, you just had to keep fucking talking!"

"Here lies the only man who turned the other cheek. Wrong cheek."

"Game Over"

"I've been trying to get away from you Motherfuckers my whole life. And you STILL wont leave me alone"

"Brought a knife to a gun fight... and won"

"This message is to distract you from the man with a shovel behind you"

"They came from the trees man... the fucking trees."

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidburg"

"Damn ninjas..."

"Avenge Me!"