Words on your gravestone?

[Leadfinger]

I want to be buried face down so the world can kiss my ass

 

[subject_87]

My secret lover has always been [rest of writing incomprehensible]

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

Dunno why i suddenly started thinking about this, but here goes: What will you have written on your gravestone?
I think i'll go with
"He had a lot to say. He had a lot of nothing to say, we'll miss him."

Nice Tool reference.

OT: "/ragequit"

 

[davethemongoose]

I'm going to have an alarm clock integrated into mine, set go off at 7:00 am every day. this is so i have the pleasure of not getting up every time it goes off!!! MWAHAHA!!!

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

or 'Here lies *Insert name* and she's bloody annoyed'.

Ahah! This is from Blackadder! XD

OP: In a serious way: "My story ends here, my final resting place, but others shall take the story on.

In a not so serious way: -"The cake is a lie"
-"Resurection "
-"If lost, call *Insert phone number here* or return to graveyard, no reward.
-"IT'S A TRAP!"

 

[Flamezdudes]

"I'm right behind you..."

"See Tom, this is what happens when you place your head into a blender. Idiot!"

"AFK, I'l be right back."

 

[The Ambrosian]

"I told you I was ill"

 

[Travis Higuet]

last words spoken over vent

Oh shit, healer is down!

 

[Macheteswordgun]

Not dead just sleeping... and waiting... and plotting

 

[Edorf]

Pretty sure I've posted here before, but for my new idea: A dead baby joke.

 

[the Dept of Science]

"Don't worry, I probably deserved it"

 

[Eatbrainz]

'Oh, bloody hell.'

 

[Superkatt]

I dont want a gravestone, I want to be stuffed! Stuffed in some awesome pose. Then i could be usefull even after im dead, I could be a coffeetable och a shelf for hats. Or why dont just do as much as you can to annoy your family? I could demand im my testament that I wish to be put right in front of the front door, doing thumbs up to all their future visitors.

 

[SkoopMaster]

"GET OFF ME!"
"Cocaine is one hell of a drug"
"currently burning in hell... it's awesome."

I like the last one but I think the first one is more of my style.

 

[Nouw]

Even though I already posted, I want to do another one.

"Here lies a man who loved Power Metal and Pop"

"Warning:Reading this Tombstone may waste your time"

"Currently battling Hell's Minions with Doom Guy"

 

[Jewrean]

'Wrote a book more popular than Harry Potter and Twilight, went to the moon after inventing a hover car, and finally died from having too much sex with random women'

Yeah... maybe not.

"Currently battling Hell's Minions with Doom Guy"

YES! Awesome!

 

[Cazza]

So it happened.

 

[BooBooKittyFuck]

I dunno if this one has already been said but I dont wanna read through 10pages of posts to find out.

"I asked to be cremated, you buried me you faggots.
Now I lie here in the ground, being skull fucked by maggots."

 

[Ogre Arnett]

Vacancy.

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

"I'm not really in this coffin.

I'm actually right behind you."