Words you never thought you'd say.

[Wayte]

"Nintendo is lettin me down."

I was a huge nintendo fanboy in my younger days; now I only keep them around for Zelda, and the faint hope of a 3d Kirby game.

 

[Pegghead]

I once said "I don't really like this" whilst eating a bowl of one of my favourite meals, spaghetti bolognese as made by my mother. I must've been real sick.

 

[tthor]

"Wait a minute... I'm not wearing pants."

In a high school parking lot.
I actually forgot I wasn't wearing pants.

seriously, how does that happen ?

 

[GreyEarth]

"I'm growing tired of this orgasm"

kudos if you get the reference.

 

[War Penguin]

"At least I got laid."

I felt awesome that day.

 

[quiet_samurai]

"Not tonight honey, I have a headache."

wait....what?

"I'm growing tired of this orgasm"

kudos if you get the reference.

American Dad!

 

[Stevepinto3]

"So I gave her three orgasms before her pants were even off"

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Moonkittens!

I was asleep one day and got woken up suddenly by my sister, to which I sat up, shouted 'Moonkittens!' then lay back down and went back to sleep.

 

[Shambl3s]

I never thought I'd say "I love you" and mean it.

 

[hotdogoctopus]

Periwinkle.

 

[SovietSecrets]

I'd rather not date you.

 

[rhyno435]

"I'll eat your face and pull your testicals out, in slow motion, with pliers if you don't shut the hell up!"

The most annoying conversation I have ever had with anyone.

Man, I have to use that one sometime.

 

[FluffyNeurosis]

"WHY DID YOU SHOOT THE PROPANE TANK" ....to my friend. Nothing bad happened I just assumed I wouldn't have to tell him not to shoot the propane tank 10yrds in front of us.

 

[Lord Thodin]

"Well if his grandma doesnt like the lamp as a gift, tell her to break it in half and use it as a weapon of sorts."

 

[Guitar Gamer]

oh dear...................oh dear oh dear oh dear

I could take all night with this but I'll go with
"bolly"
but now I use it all the time

 

[KurtzGallahad]

"Tama de nimen dou biezwe" I spent fucking years watching firefly before i could get that phrase down, and then i find that in conversation it's Go se.

 

[Balaxe]

"Well shit has officialy hit the fan"

Said something about Twilight sucking with over half the "people" at the table I was sitting at being twilight fangirls.

 

[Big Bill Hell]

"Give me the claymore, there doesn't have to be any more killing tonight."

 

[GaaraSr]

"What do you have th... DO NOT STICK THAT UP YOUR NOSE!"

have a kid, you'll understand

 

[Zaksav91]

Is that a banana in your pocket or do you just want to %$&* me...... yessssss well me and my friends were joking and I just had to make that joke.