Work with it

[Asturiel]

Ok I think this should be pretty straight forward.
Somebody posts an answer to the previous situation given and creates their own. The idea is to "work with" the situation given and either Kill them, help them, travel the world find a girl and have 3 beautiful blond children with them I dont care. The only rule is you have to work with it!

First situation, you are to go to your fiancee's parents house to announce your engagement to them. You find out that your fiancee's father is your boss. Your at the front door they answer "You have no pants..."

 

[Code Monkey]

"Well sir, you always said I needed to be more forward."


You have been randomly selected to have 530 squirrels set loose on your house.

 

[Asturiel]

I abandon the house, set up cameras everywhere inside it. Later I take the photage, make a TV show and make billions.

You walk by on a street and notice a very pretty lady across the way. You run over and start putting the moves on her. She responds "___is that you? Little brother what are you trying to do?"

 

[Code Monkey]

"...It's...A Test! And you've passed! Your reward is...This coupon I found in my back pocket!"

You are doing SCIENCE in your lab, when suddenly the monkey you are experimenting on bursts into flame.

 

[Asturiel]

I let the moneky die, repeat the experiment again, to see weither or not it happens EVERY TIME.

You are given the powers as acting president of the United States of America, the secretary of defense tells you there is attack from the sea creatures.
[sub]Good to see somebody likes my game [/sub]

 

[hopeneverdies]

Easy, submarines torpedo them to death. If not, establish a marine ambassador to the sea creatures.

You have found out that everything you have ever received is stolen contraband.

 

[Code Monkey]

I sic my squirrels and flaming monkey on whoever is responsible.

You bump into an exact clone of yourself on the sidewalk. He points at you and yells "Imposter!"

 

[ThePoodonkis]

I ask him if he wants to help me take over the world. We'd be Co-Raptors at the top of the world!

Suddenly, it starts raining demon hamsters. They spit lava.

 

[Code Monkey]

I surrender, as defeat is inevitably inevitable.

You are in a coma, deal with it.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Finally get some damn sleep.

You are being crusged by a tree. Deal with it

 

[Asturiel]

I accept it, my house is fucking freezing (Mom doesnt believe in heat).

You are turned into a cow and to be milked for the rest of your life.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Well there are women farmers out there...

You realize you can't find your torch in a grue infested cave.

 

[Code Monkey]

I get eaten by a grue.

You are being mauled by a bear. That's on fire.

 

[FROGGEman2]

The bear explodes into a crazywhirl of flaming butterflies that are have AIDS.

They rape me then I have AIDS.

Then I die.

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Gravity dies.

 

[Code Monkey]

We have a floating party. Everyone on earth attends.

Out if nowhere, a random notebook falls from the sky in front of you.

 

[patsburg]

start an anime called deathnote(e) its not copyright......right?


you wake up to find an evil teddy bear eating your face

 

[Randoms]

You sue the bear for wrongful face eating, you settle and get 7 million dollars.

You get bitten by a snake

 

[LeonLethality]

I turn into a were-snake every quarter moon and go on a rampage

You drive down town to the supermarket and get loads of things to buy, you get to the checkout only to realize you have forgotten your wallet.

 

[SteakHeart]

"Looks like the Lord's a pervert!"

Your right hand disintegrates.
[small]You know what I mean by that.[/small]

 

[ThreeWords]

Bah, I've still got one hand left

You have been hung by your tongue until you can give me an appropriate apology