
[sub][sub]If anyone is looking for a World of Warplanes thread, keep walking...[/sub][/sub]
So, about those Wargaming games
I will admit I have a bit of an ulterior motive for starting this thread. My best friend, the one who got me into WoT and then warships down the road, has stopped playing. I'm looking for a platoon mate as the grind is real and playing co-cooperatively with a friend is when these games are at their best. Clans aren't my speed and they are often full of wannabe officers so I've been relying on random divisions with little success... Anyone want a spare casual gun?
[small]I'm NA btw... <.<[/small]
Let's see if this will sink faster than a Pensacola.
Anyway, my contribution to get the ball rolling. A few months ago (I should have recorded it before the update) I was in my Nagato in warships on Hotspot in a domination match.
I ended up going into C, because Banzai.
Killed a destroyer with my secondaries, nuked two IJN cruisers with full critical citadels. Then I ended up trading with two battleships. I was top tier, so the remaining ships were a New York and a Colorado. No surprise to anyone who knows the game, I was in a 3v1 scenario at the end but we had more cap points because the DDs managed to do their jobs before sinking.
Somewhere out there is a Omaha class but he buggers off rather than fighting me. I trade blow for blow with the Colorado before he broadsides me, misses and I knock him out for 20k damage. Now I'm fighting a New York but I notice for the first time how screwed he is.
This guy has all but one of his rear turrets knocked out by me and, presumably my other teammates earlier on. He's at high health due to repair, but I'm in a Nagato. I slap him around with some broadsides as he begins to run. He angles effectively so I can't really stack damage on but I'm too tough for him to poke holes in. So we just kinda lumber North together trying to do something effective.
Now that he starts fleeing, he's only able to hit me with two 14' guns in the rear. I can't really do much to him with the bad dispersion at the time (before the buff). So, I close as close as I can and my secondaries open. For 2 minutes we do this, basically racing each other.
I end up doing over 15k in secondary damage, sinking him. The Omaha never shows up and the match ends. I just couldn't believe how bad the dispersion was sometimes...
I ended up going into C, because Banzai.
Killed a destroyer with my secondaries, nuked two IJN cruisers with full critical citadels. Then I ended up trading with two battleships. I was top tier, so the remaining ships were a New York and a Colorado. No surprise to anyone who knows the game, I was in a 3v1 scenario at the end but we had more cap points because the DDs managed to do their jobs before sinking.
Somewhere out there is a Omaha class but he buggers off rather than fighting me. I trade blow for blow with the Colorado before he broadsides me, misses and I knock him out for 20k damage. Now I'm fighting a New York but I notice for the first time how screwed he is.
This guy has all but one of his rear turrets knocked out by me and, presumably my other teammates earlier on. He's at high health due to repair, but I'm in a Nagato. I slap him around with some broadsides as he begins to run. He angles effectively so I can't really stack damage on but I'm too tough for him to poke holes in. So we just kinda lumber North together trying to do something effective.
Now that he starts fleeing, he's only able to hit me with two 14' guns in the rear. I can't really do much to him with the bad dispersion at the time (before the buff). So, I close as close as I can and my secondaries open. For 2 minutes we do this, basically racing each other.
I end up doing over 15k in secondary damage, sinking him. The Omaha never shows up and the match ends. I just couldn't believe how bad the dispersion was sometimes...
Ever had one of THOSE battles?
Course you did. Well, mine started bad, got funny, then was more depressing until I was alone. And I was playing artillery, like a sucker.
So, it was on El Halluf (pre-map balancing) and I was in the M12 at the time. I'm a sucker for trying everything (except carriers in WoWs). Anyway, match starts predictably terribly when a third of the team gets nuked moving West on the Northern corner of Heavy Tank failure.
I'm doing my best but I'm in an artillery. So whatever. That's when things took a turn for the surreal. A platoon consisting of a ISU-152, a T-150 (because that's appropriate) and an IS-3 at the hill begin pushing other tanks forward. Not in the helpful, here's a boost friend, kind of push but in the way that noses your allies into enemy fire.
That turned out to spark a heated argument. The Tiger II getting pushed forward got nuked and his platoon mate, a T32, leveled his barrel at the IS-3 and starts blasting him swearing obscenities. Keep in mind, I'm watching this from the overhead view.
The S-51 on the enemy team fires as an IS and a T28 push forward to take advantage of the situation. Our moronic friends pull back in a hurry and the IS turns the corner. BLAT. S-51 does almost all the health of the IS, killing him and tracks the T28 horribly exposed. I hit the T28 to retrack him and then the ISU-152 kills the T32.
A T-43 who came up to the hill begins firing on the ISU. The IS-3 deletes him. He pushes forward and is killed by the enemy Hummel.
All the other tanks on the team have, at this point, died. So I'm left with the ISU at low health, a T-150 and another artillery piece I can't really remember.
Long story short, I'm alone at the end killed by a Luchs. But hey, at least that chokepoint is less stupid now. You still see crazy teamkillings everywhere though so they can't fix that...
There was also the time I had three fail platoons in the same battle. Two were on my team, the other was on the enemy. Every one of those platoons had brought a tier 1 or 2 into a tier 7 battle.
Oh World of Tanks... -.-
Course you did. Well, mine started bad, got funny, then was more depressing until I was alone. And I was playing artillery, like a sucker.
So, it was on El Halluf (pre-map balancing) and I was in the M12 at the time. I'm a sucker for trying everything (except carriers in WoWs). Anyway, match starts predictably terribly when a third of the team gets nuked moving West on the Northern corner of Heavy Tank failure.
I'm doing my best but I'm in an artillery. So whatever. That's when things took a turn for the surreal. A platoon consisting of a ISU-152, a T-150 (because that's appropriate) and an IS-3 at the hill begin pushing other tanks forward. Not in the helpful, here's a boost friend, kind of push but in the way that noses your allies into enemy fire.
That turned out to spark a heated argument. The Tiger II getting pushed forward got nuked and his platoon mate, a T32, leveled his barrel at the IS-3 and starts blasting him swearing obscenities. Keep in mind, I'm watching this from the overhead view.
The S-51 on the enemy team fires as an IS and a T28 push forward to take advantage of the situation. Our moronic friends pull back in a hurry and the IS turns the corner. BLAT. S-51 does almost all the health of the IS, killing him and tracks the T28 horribly exposed. I hit the T28 to retrack him and then the ISU-152 kills the T32.
A T-43 who came up to the hill begins firing on the ISU. The IS-3 deletes him. He pushes forward and is killed by the enemy Hummel.
All the other tanks on the team have, at this point, died. So I'm left with the ISU at low health, a T-150 and another artillery piece I can't really remember.
Long story short, I'm alone at the end killed by a Luchs. But hey, at least that chokepoint is less stupid now. You still see crazy teamkillings everywhere though so they can't fix that...
There was also the time I had three fail platoons in the same battle. Two were on my team, the other was on the enemy. Every one of those platoons had brought a tier 1 or 2 into a tier 7 battle.
Oh World of Tanks... -.-
Anyway, that's what I got. Let's see how many other history/arcade warfare junkies are lurking.

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