World War Three: Global War simulator

[Dastardos]

"Send an alliance request to Canada. And send a message to Germany and the rest of the GEA"

Message Reads As
Karl's request is blasphemy! If MY troops and MY men who will fight and die, then I want full control. I am fine with giving 20% of the profits. Shit I'm fine with giving 25% of the profits, but some of these requests are an insult to me. I will have full control of the UK. You wish to also take the nukes. I agree for the disarming of the nukes, but if I must disarm all of my nukes then I want Germany and the rest of the GEA that I will disarm the UK's nukes if the rest of the GEA disarms their nukes for The Ukraine's "safety"

 

[Dastardos]

No. I will keep the ones I get from the UK. It is that simple. And where would the outposts be?

 

[Anarchemitis]

This is so confusing.
I don;t think I can manage doing maps if areas fluctuate this much in the period of one day. That with the fact that apparently every single human being that can attach to their title "Politics" is a rabid bloodthirsty mass murderer without morals save for the Geneva Convention, and NPC nations are at war at which I am unaware if I am supposed to make it seem so.

You guys are not making it easily to simplify, ha ha. I hope the war ends soon.

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[Guvnorium]

Hehe. I tried doing this without a map. Talk about confuseing.

 

[Dastardos]

When will the invasion of the UK start Guv.?

 

[Guvnorium]

Tomorrow, just like everything else. I'm watchin ma superbowl. And I need to re read everything. This game can be damn confuseing.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

High Commander Jeff Sleozik's phone rang, a Ukrainian Ambassador was asking him for an alliance.
Might as well, no need to get unduly uppity so early on.(Cough)

"I accept" Sleozik said, his cold voice emotionless and monotone.

He already had a de facto alliance with the united states, might as well make it official, he thought, telling his assistant to request official alliance with the US of A.

 

[Dastardos]

So I can have the launch codes and in theory be able to launch them at anytime...?

Also I do not want GEA outposts in my country.

 

[NeoAC]

Spoiler: OOC

Speaking of the Super Bowl, that was very disappointing. So high after Fitzgerald scored, but as football proved, a turn of a hell can decided it all. Literally, if Aaron Francisco doesn't slip, Santonio Holmes only gets a quarter of that pass. Sigh,at least Pepsi will be giving me a free hat. Plus I can tell my buddy that none of his Jaguars will have gotten a ring before his discarded QB Byron Leftwich did.

 

[Dastardos]

Spoiler: Neo

Screw you buddy the Jaguars will get a ring soon! And I wish the Cardinals would have won. They where so close to victory. So close

 

[Bling Cat]

General Merone smiled. He rarely smiled unles he was in the garden, and current international affairs had kept him out of their as of late. The GEA's leader had sent him a request for an alliance. This meant good things, although it did not entirely pacify the GEA in his view. Canada had also sent him a formal alliance request. He stamped them both with approved, and sent them back, with the Canadian one with a letter attached.

Commander Sleozik
If we are to be allies, our close proximity means you are in a unique position to supply me with aid. I would ask that you dedicate as many troops as you see fit to my war effort in Mexico, and you shall gain 25% of the landmass on the western coast. Do you agree to these terms?

Summary: Accepted both alliance requests, asked for troop support in Mexico from Canada, in exchange for 25% of the western landmass of Mexico.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Carl, I never sent you an alliance request.

Sleozik opened a letter given to him by his page, the crunch of the paper echoing loudly in the stark, modern design of his office.

Narrowing his eyes, he dictated a response to his secretary.

General Merone,
While your offer of land is very tantalizing, the prospect of aiding you is a difficult one.
I have but 62,000 soldiers under my command as of this writing, so I would not care to divert any from the defense of my lands.
However, as I am not being attacked, I shall send you 30,000 soldiers, 100 tanks, and 50 bombers IF you agree to send me 10,000 soldiers of your own to Toronto, just in case.

For now, you shall receiver a stipend of 10,000 soldiers of my own, the other 20,000 will arrive promptly after I have your answer.

Sincerely,
High Commander Sleozik of the Northern Union.

Sent a reply to the USA, along with 10,000 troops to the Mexican Conflict.

 

[Dastardos]

I do not want outposts in my country and I want to keep the nukes in my country.

 

[Dastardos]

What happens if I don't accept the deal on the nuclear weapons? This sounds like a threat? And why the hell must I get rid of my nukes? Are you telling me that once Germany takes a country that they will put all their nukes in neutral ground? And where is this neutral area?

 

[Dastardos]

Okay. So what if I want to use the warheads? How would I use them if you have the codes? And the GEA is in Germany what is stopping Germany from using them for their own advantage? My main question and concern though is how/when would I be able to use them and what is stopping anyone else from using them?

 

[Dastardos]

Okay but I would be able to use them at any time even if you and the GEA don't want me to? Okay if that is the case then I agree with your terms. I'm not trying to be difficult, these are just safety precautions for the Ukraine. As long as could use them at anytime even if the GEA disagrees with my decision then I agree the GEA terms, but again I do not want outposts in the UK.

Agreed?

Guvnorium I still am continuing the invasion/attack of the UK with the same amount of Tanks and Troops I posted above

 

[Combined]

Spoiler: Apology

Hey, Guys. Terribly sorry, but I'm going to have to drop out of this. I'm just not liking this as much as I used to and I'm not having enough fun. Again, sorry.

Good luck to all of you.

 

[Birras]

"Private?"
"Sir?"
"Send 5,000 troops to secure Austrailia immediatley"
"Yessir."

 

[Dastardos]

Thank you Germany. And now we wait for Guvnorium...

 

[Zemalac]

Okay but I would be able to use them at any time even if you and the GEA don't want me to? Okay if that is the case then I agree with your terms. I'm not trying to be difficult, these are just safety precautions for the Ukraine. As long as could use them at anytime even if the GEA disagrees with my decision then I agree the GEA terms, but again I do not want outposts in the UK.

Agreed?

Begrudgingly, I agree. Fellow members of the GEA, do you agree? However this decision largely revolves around trust, and were you to go against your allies' best advice and use nukes anyway, then remember that we might not be so trusting of you in the future. But for now, you are a strong ally and a good member of the Alliance.

This sounds like a good plan to me. I don't really have any nukes, so it doesn't affect me except that I'll be able to express anger if anyone sends fallout drifting over Switzerland.