worlds worst (but funny) conversation killers..

[DragonChi]

"excuse me for a moment, i need to use the washroom..I'm peeling"

 

[goatzilla8463]

"Those balls look tasty..."

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

Using the word 'washroom' in a sentance.

 

[VicunaBlue]

"you want some cheap heroin?"

 

[XJ-0461]

"Those damn pills just won't stop working."

 

[SeanTheSheep]

"Ow s**t, my hardon keeps getting poked by this pin in my pocket."

The entire room went silent when someone I knew said that

 

[clicketycrack]

"Please excuse my sneezing. I've had a bad case of the swine flew for the past few days."

 

[TaborMallory]

"Hey... I don't have hair on my balls. Ask me why."
"...Why?"
"Because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel."

 

[MK Tha Rebel]

"Well suck it."

 

[megapenguinx]

I kill all conversations....it's a curse I must live with.

 

[Skeleon]

"Uh-huh."
Add a slight nod but don't look at the other person.
Works everytime.

 

[Borrowed Time]

"I like the tin-man."

 

[Disaster Button]

"Damn, these crabs are making me really itchy."

 

[Lazier Than Thou]

"What's your favorite color people?"

-Demetre Martin

 

[quiet_samurai]

"Hey... I don't have hair on my balls. Ask me why."
"...Why?"
"Because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel."

HAHA... that was great.

"You don't have anything against Satanists do you?"