Worlds Worst Game Ever

[Deathsong17]

Big Rigs Over The Road Racing
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Sorry, but at least in Big Rigs you knew what to do. You had no motivation, or difficulties doing that, but you knew what the hell to do!

Jesus, what's ET like!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DTjLG3usQo

Just skip to the gameplay.

Don't forget I warned you.

Forget stretching racks and thumb screwsm, this should be used for torture

 

[Abedeus]

Life.
You only get one try and if you attempt anything cool (killing someone, flying,) you end up dead.

damn you beat me to it
but you forgot the lack of a save system and health bar, no real story, terrible charicter design and no fast travel

on the plus side theres realistic gameplay, realistic conversations and no QUICK TIME EVENTS

There are quick time events, actually.
"Jump left to not die."
Not catchy, but...

yeah but it doesnt tell you what to press or when it will happen

Exactly. That's what makes it a Quick Time Event.

Even moreso.


A Quick Time Event.


FROM HELL!!!!!


Five exclamation marks, you know what I'm talking about.

 

[Abedeus]

Life.
You only get one try and if you attempt anything cool (killing someone, flying,) you end up dead.

damn you beat me to it
but you forgot the lack of a save system and health bar, no real story, terrible charicter design and no fast travel

on the plus side theres realistic gameplay, realistic conversations and no QUICK TIME EVENTS

There are quick time events, actually.
"Jump left to not die."
Not catchy, but...

yeah but it doesnt tell you what to press or when it will happen

Exactly. That's what makes it a Quick Time Event.

Even moreso.


A Quick Time Event.


FROM HELL!!!!!


Five exclamation marks, you know what I'm talking about.

I do, actually.
This makes me sort of sad...I'm such a comics nerd.

Wait, what comics?

That line is from God blessed Terry Pratchett's book.

Be ashamed, now. *casts Crushing Despair, 20 + 12 = 32 vs D.C. 20 = Success*

 

[TheMonsterSV]

That Legend of Zelda one where they were in Camelot or something

 

[Abedeus]

Life.
You only get one try and if you attempt anything cool (killing someone, flying,) you end up dead.

damn you beat me to it
but you forgot the lack of a save system and health bar, no real story, terrible charicter design and no fast travel

on the plus side theres realistic gameplay, realistic conversations and no QUICK TIME EVENTS

There are quick time events, actually.
"Jump left to not die."
Not catchy, but...

yeah but it doesnt tell you what to press or when it will happen

Exactly. That's what makes it a Quick Time Event.

Even moreso.


A Quick Time Event.


FROM HELL!!!!!


Five exclamation marks, you know what I'm talking about.

I do, actually.
This makes me sort of sad...I'm such a comics nerd.

Wait, what comics?

That line is from God blessed Terry Pratchett's book.

Be ashamed, now. *casts Crushing Despair, 20 + 12 = 32 vs D.C. 20 = Success*

Never read Terry Pratchett.
Dun. Dun. Dun.

That's it. Sir, you've offended my honor. I demand satisfaction *slaps with a white glove*

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!

...of the minds...

 

[hotacidbath]

I'm surprised no one has said Custer's Revenge yet.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Life.
You only get one try and if you attempt anything cool (killing someone, flying,) you end up dead.

It does have some amazing graphics though. And it's really immersive when you get into it.
The story can be awful in places unfortunately.

I dont know, I'm currently living in the UK, and the graphics are poorly executed, the sky is a million shades of GREY.
And the bloom you get from the sun when it does come out is horrendous.

Also the cover mechanics are shit, i got stabbed in the eye by a million british umbrella weilding citizens the other day.

 

[kellenheller]

Worst game ever? I'd have to say Timekillers for the Genesis. It's a steaming pile of poo that should have been destroyed before it was released.

 

[beastwood225]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erCUJVNcer4
and i used to have this game!

 

[MiracleOfSound]

50 Cent Bulletproof

 

[CriticallyAcclaimed]

Fallout 3
BRING ON THE HATE MAIL!

 

[Green Tentacle]

Action 52

 

[Shath]

Fallout 3
BRING ON THE HATE MAIL!

lol go man go!

nah but really ET has no story to the game. No pointers where to go, A glitch that goes from the city to the hole. if you try to map it in your head it still makes no since and the kid resurrects you by climbing into your dead skeleton... reminds me of Prey. you know the lame no dying thing.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Well, I said ET last time this thread popped up, so I think I'll say Shaq Fu today.

 

[Yoshi-Pop]

I would prolly say Lawnmower Man for the genesis. It's a horrible game based on a horrible movie that even though Stephen King wrote the story that inspired it, he refused to have his name put on it. And the game it self is a poor mix of god awful third rate platforming and god awful third rate FPS that play more like the "collect blue orbs" mini-game from sonic 2. The levels are labyrinthine and it forces you to propel forward constantly, but if you bump into a wall you die. It's stupid, poorly designed and frustrating.

 

[IsoNeko]

The Minority Report game is meant to be awful,although I have never played it...

It's actually really good IMO

 

[FluffX]

Life.
You only get one try and if you attempt anything cool (killing someone, flying,) you end up dead.

It does have some amazing graphics though. And it's really immersive when you get into it.
The story can be awful in places unfortunately.

Seriously. It's filled with plotholes all over the goddamn place.

And the griefers are everywhere.