World's worst......

[LostTimeLady]

This is a game I've seen preformed several times either on TV ('who's line is it anyway?' to be exact) and live by a Uni Improv Comody show and I thought I'd share it with you guys.

The idea of this game is:

The person above you (I'll start) suggests a job, i.e. Plumber,
and you then have to think of a line that the world's worst plumber would say,
like, "Hand me that toaster while I fix this bath. *zap* "
then you suggest another profession for the person after you to think of a line for. The funnier the better, both the lines and the profession in question (One suggestion I've seen was something like 'world's worst canabal interior designer'!).

Have fun!

Profession: World's worst pyrotechnician

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Give me one reason why I shouldn't carry around my lucky gallon of gasoline!"

Video game designer.

 

[LostTimeLady]

"Duelshock is so last decade, I'm thinking we can control the play charecter in this game using the pure power of love of chocolate alone..."

Lion Trainer

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Don't tell me not to cover myself in gazelle flesh, I know what I'm doing!"

Veterinarian.

 

[nuba km]

'so you take this brick and rope and you tie it to the cats leg, then throw the brick out of the window, that should cure its cough'

childrens entertainer

 

[leedwashere]

"As you can see, kids, the chainsaw is more powerful than Santa!"

gynecologist

 

[LostTimeLady]

"I'm all out of 6's, but I've got one 7 and one 5 so it'll balance out."

Privete Detective.

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

So what yur saying is I dont have a liscence to kill... oops.


Nuclear physisist

 

[Solo-Wing]

So you mean we CAN'T take our work home? And I suppose letting my new born son play with a fusion rod is not good either?

Police officer.

 

[LostTimeLady]

"Ok folks, clear the area. So where's the corpse... *steps backwards* *squelch* oh..."

Station Tannoy Anouncer

 

[Anarchemitis]

"I am only supposed to use quotes from Runaway Train as part of Joke-of-the-Day once."

Flight Engineer

 

[Athol]

So what if the bolt's to small, I'll just slap some duct tape on it...thats good enough.

Sniper

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You don't need sight to be a sniper!"

Comic book artist.

 

[nuba km]

*om nom nom* 'these crayons are delicious'

superhero

 

[leedwashere]

"you can't blackmail the president if he's ALREADY DEAD!"

philanthropist

 

[Doc Gnosis]

"I'd like to donate five dollars to the Subway footlong fund."

Ladies and gentlemen, the world's worst mobster.

 

[Anarchemitis]

So what if the bolt's to small, I'll just slap some duct tape on it...thats good enough.

That's highly indicative of what the world's worst Flight engineer would actually do. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYvuzhRutY8]