Worst advice possibly for video games.

[Not G. Ivingname]

Many threads, sites, and magazines are devoted for the sole purpose of giving gaming advice, weather this be cheat codes or just general "how to" guides. However, where is there to put bad advice that will only get players killed? Not many, but we now have here.

For example: Don't shoot Medics. As battlefield medical officers, they are protected by the geneva convention. You kill a medic in battle, you will be put infront of an international court and sent to Turkish prison. Besides, its the big guy with the minigun shooting you, not the guy dressed as a ghost buster.

What are yours?

 

[oplinger]

"Hey guys I just got the redeemer what do i do with it?" "Oh that? Point it at the ground and fire"

Oh Real Life Comics...

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Never unload your gun in spray.
actually you should realize that solving problems over needless bloodshed is a waste of lives, you should rather try and form a piece agreement with the blue (or red) team. Solve problems! Don't kill people!

 

[Skoldpadda]

If you're curious as to what's in the mysterious box, by all means open it.

 

[Mariakitten]

"Why is that guys hands glowing?""he wants a hug". Pure win.

 

[BlackStar42]

The IGN guide to Civ4 is a travesty, he writes as though he hasn't even played the game.

That's all I got.

The cake is a lie.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Don't use the Blue Shell when you're in first place? That's all I can really offer. For all I know, that could have been fixed in the latest iterations of the game.

 

[Sneaky-Pie]

"Hit Ctrl + F4 to activate your Uber."

 

[Zyst]

"You should just jump and shoot a lot." From a Halo 2 forum.

 

[MrNickster]

The higher the ping number, the faster the game-ALWAYS join the game that has the highest ping.

 

[Mr. Elemenopee]

"Wait, what's that? What kind of special infected is that? Why it's the Hunt- I mean the Glomper of course! What does he do? Oh he just jumps on top of you and give you lots of hugs. I know sounds like fun right? Go out there and get some lovin' while we go to the safe house and wait till your done"

 

[Internet Kraken]

If you ever play Dwarf Fortress, dig as deep as possibly can right away. All of the good stones, minerals, and gems are located at the very bottom. While it takes a while to get down there, it's well worth it since you can easily mass produce armor from the best material in the game; slade!

 

[PureIrony]

In stealth sections, popping out in front of your enemy will cause him to faint.

Make sure to invest the majority of your skill points in areas like swimming and acrobatics.

And always remember to look down when throwing grenades to get a good bounce going.

 

[Banana Phone Man]

I was actually told once to go and delete system 32 and your PC will go faster. I've not met a person that has fallen for that yet.

 

[linkzeldi]

"If you battle a shiny run as far away from it as possible, they are demon possesed."

 

[Gethsemani_v1legacy]

Stand still to get a good aim in MW2 multiplayer.

 

[Kyuubi Fanatic]

P1 - "Hey guys, how did you pull off that sweet move!?"
Me - "Press Alt F4"
P1 - "Okay!"
[P1 has left the game]

Actually had that happen ^_^

 

[Banana Phone Man]

"If you battle a shiny run as far away from it as possible, they are demon possesed."

Oh now that brings back some really bad memories. I remember on a pokemon game (Ruby I think) I was collecting ash for a poke flute (or something) and I cam across a lot of pokemon and one of them was a shiny. I had never had a shiny pokemon beforeso I really wanted this, even though it was just a Spinda (nothing wrong with Spindas but I would have rather had a Teddiursa cause that one evolves into what looks like some giant rabid Pedobear) Anyway I got it down to 1 health and asleep and I had about 50 Ultra balls to use as well as others, however I needed the toilet so I put the game down and left it while I went. My brother came across the battle and he thought he would be nice (for once) and finish it for me, not knowing it was a shiny. When I cam back I exploded in rage. Stupid shiny pokemon, way too hard to find.

 

[tomtom94]

I was actually told once to go and delete system 32 and your PC will go faster. I've not met a person that has fallen for that yet.

That's because they committed suicide out of stupidity.

OT: The MCV on Red Alert 2 is the most powerful vehicle in the game and you should never deploy it.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

till the day you die, do not accept anyone else's views or opinions, and purposely go out of your way to wreak havoc on their logic and game/system of choice. Remember, YOU are the superior race