Worst birthday present

[Eldritch Warlord]

Well, my brother specifically asked for Rainbow Six Vegas 2 and he got the original. We already own that by the way, my mom got it to him for Christmas the year it came out.

But the funny thing is, ealier that day I said to him that it would be pretty bad if he got the original instead of the sequel. I had a laugh but no one else did, unless you count an embassed laugh.

EDIT: apparently a third Hispanic is white enough, lol

 

[Arcticwolf1]

a broken laptop... that was like 10 years old to begin with. my dad got it for 50 bucks on eBay... i forget exactly what it was but i remember it was an HP... i tossed it off the balcony 3 months later.

 

[Zombies]

once my grandmother gave me an atlas for my birthday. i got it 4 years ago and still haven't touched the cursed thing.

 

[ThaBenMan]

The worst present I ever received was a sparkly silver, girly looking graphing calculator, when I already had a perfectly fine plain black one. And besides, it's an item for use in school, not something fun like a present's supposed to be.

 

[whoops1995]

two plastic dinosaurs, who inside the box, looked like one was analing the other. looking back on it though, it was pretty funny.

 

[NashLatkje]

Sometime in junior high I believe;
My grandparents gave me a set of regular hard wood #2 pencils.

Since Jr. High I've never ever used anything other than mechanical pencils >.<;

 

[Instinct Blues]

I got a ruler set from my grandparents but my mom and dad got me like six games so it evened out.

 

[kawazu]

I got a bean bag chair and a box of nilla wafers once. That pretty much sucked. That and a cat peed on the bean bag chair within 15 minutes of me having it.

My sister's birthday this year takes the cake though. My parents didn't give her anything. They didn't say a word about it either. My sister went up to me and asked if they had said anything. They hadn't.

 

[Calobi]

Not really a present, but I got stuck in an airport from around 10:00 p.m. (my birthday eve) until nearly 5 a.m. (pilots decided to not tell anyone they weren't coming and so all the passengers got to sit in the airport until all the staff left and turned off the lights saying, as they were leaving, "Your flight was canceled), then to take a 4 hour bus ride with a bunch of strangers in a disgusting bus and finally ended the day without a single call or card from friends' or family.

Actual worst present would be a single pen. Not a fancy pen, just like a Bic or something.

 

[ThaBenMan]

Back when all I had was a PS2, my mom got me X-Men Legends for the Xbox She didn't think the green case was weird? If I can help it, I'll only ask for platform-exclusives so they can't screw it up (like for Christmas last year I asked for Mass Effect).

 

[Magnetic2]

For some unknown reason, one year my entire extend family got the word I was into star trek, thing is I was the only one who didn't know. So I got all this star treck stuff I politly put in a closet and never let see the light of day.

 

[Audemas]

I got my report card on my birthday and my Dad hit me because I got a C in math.

 

[AyaReiko]

A gift certificate to a clothing store.

Nevermind the only time I bother buying clothes is when I really, really need them.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

A pair of socks knit from doggy fur received from my tyrannical stepdad's mom.

I will never forgive her.

 

[thisismyusername]

i feel the same way the dum ass that said money cant buy happiness was clearly very poor and wanted to feel better about his/her self

 

[thisismyusername]

lol i no how she feels for my 15th birthday i had to remind my mom it was my birthday, after a a short while we went to a game store and she bought me a stupid tiny gameboy thing that i could barely play cause the bastard was to small and i couldnt hit the buttons right then after the like five minutes of charge it comes with i found out it had the wrong charger and had to take it back to the store. where after i traded it in for another 1 i found out they sold me 1 with a broken screen. after like 4 of the little demon things i got a working 1 with all the right parts my dickhead friend came to my house stole it then moved away

worst birthday ever

 

[Vampiric Puppet]

When I was about 12 my Uncle gave me a little red scrubbing brush shaped like a whale and a bar of soap. Oh yeah. Turns out it was a free give away with toiletries or something.

Also he gave my dad the same present 3 years running, my brother and I the same present the same year and the last few cards my brother has been given from him have had nothing inside, as in no writing or anything.

We avoid him as often as we can to be honest.

 

[ProjectileVomit]

a Doraemon magnet

 

[Anton P. Nym]

When I was about 12 my grandmother gave me a bundle of civil defense brochures... at the height of the Reagan era, not long before The Day After aired. Yay, thanks for the age-inappropriate nightmares about compound fractures and radiation sickness.

-- Steve

 

[zirnitra]

was a christmas present but still, A 'rubberised business-card holder' I mean I hadn't even worked a day in my life. and I really don't think I'm office material.