Worst Commercials Ever...

[SomethingUnrelated]

I'm sure we've all experienced this, unless you live in a cave. You're sitting through the ads, and all of a sudden, an amazingly annoying commercial springs onto your screen, and you literally want to punch your TV, just to get it to stop. And, of course, this moment happens all to often.

Personally, I really hate this "We buy any car" advert. I just left the room when it came on. It's annoying as hell, and it's so bloody consistent.

But which is it for you? I'd say "Post and Enjoy", but I get the feeling you're all going to be venting, more than smiling.

 

[Above]

ANY Gold buy advert,they are so annoying!

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Mr. Grey]

Eh, not really a commercial but they're these little shorts inbetween episodes on Cartoon Network which I watch because there really is nothing better on during the afternoon... unless it's on HBO or Starz. But anyways, they do these really stupid things like a guy drops a tray and then goes "TRAY FAIL" on the screen with a voice. I hate that and it really pisses me off that they even thought this was worthy to put on the air.

As for an actual commercial... I think there is one. Every Arby commercial because it's not telling me they're bringing back the Chipotle Chicken Sandwich! *sob*

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Crazy Frog

 

[benbenthegamerman]

4 words:

berries and cream guy

need i say more?

 

[GreyWolf257]

Any of those Robert Goldwater "If you've been injured..." commercials.

I freakin' hate that guy.
I freakin' hate that music.
I freakin' hate how the commercial always has this "static" sound in the background, and how the audio on my TV screws up every time it plays.

 

[Lucifer_Airlines]

4 words:

berries and cream guy

need i say more?

Four more words:
Double pits to chesty.

 

[Spaghetti]

Most of them to be honest. Sometimes you'll get a "diamond in the rough", but most are terrible.

I think that the worst ones have to be American political adverts e.g. "Joe Bloggs, your candidate for Governor, once ate a baby...and enjoyed it!" I really hate those, but I'm glad you don't get them in the UK

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

Right here:


They played it all the time too

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Jeans commercials filled with shirtless guys and very few jeans, not the worst ever, but bad D:

 

[Rhatar Khurin]

Personally, I really hate this "We buy any car" advert. I just left the room when it came on. It's annoying as hell, and it's so bloody consistent.

That is my choice as well. It's fearsomely bad and really makes you grate your teeth.
Also at the end, the guy "rapping" calls himself MC Yoda or something which also annoys me.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

The Dell commercial that played last summer used to bother me, if only because it got "Lollipop, lollipop, OH lolly-lolly-lolly" stuck in my head every time it came on.

 

[GrinningManiac]

CILIT BANG

BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE!

LOUD NOISES! LOUD, EVERLASTING PAIN! IT BROKE MY EARS

IT HURTS...OH GOD IT HURTS!

JUST SEE FOR YOURSELF! *randomly throws pennies into pink liquid, making them shiny*

 

[Skizle]

"FINALLY FAST.COM!" I want to kill everytime I see it.

I love how they say "does not work for mac" and at the end its a guy on a Mac computer. sooo many problems in that commercial.

anyways OT: look up any Charter Communications commercial and you will feel my pain everytime i watch one.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

CILIT BANG

BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE!

LOUD NOISES! LOUD, EVERLASTING PAIN! IT BROKE MY EARS

IT HURTS...OH GOD IT HURTS!

JUST SEE FOR YOURSELF! *randomly throws pennies into pink liquid, making them shiny*

Remix version or regular commercial?

I thought the remix was funny....

CILLIT BANG! CILLIT BANG! CI-CI-CI-CI-CILLIT BANG!

 

[Woodsey]

I hate the one for Injury Laywers 4 U or whatever it is, with Billy Murray (that's Cpt. Price of CoD 4 fame by the way). Its so sinister you feel like he's threatening you, I'd never use them to make a claim.

Oh and those old "Do you douche?" adverts. Now they are fucking weird.

 

[FranzTyphid]

slap chop
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[quiet_samurai]

The Yaz commercial. You know, the one where the group of hot chicks are sitting around in a nightclub talking all technically about a god damn birth control pill, nobody talks like that..... nobody. I also hate those Godaddy.com ones too, so stupid.

 

[Robby Foxfur]

there are way to many to talk about just one but I'd have to say any commercial that while your watching you have NO IDEA what the advertisement is advertising.

To quote Lewis Black (some what)
"It's like a murder mystery! You have no idea whats gonna pop up! ... 2 Rabbits are sitting on a log, and one goes how and hangs himself ... buy a bike."