Worst Computer Problem Ever

BlazeTheVampire

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I've never had any major problems, my dad's a big computer guy and fixes anything that might pop up. I'm only computer literate to an intermediate level. But I have this funny story:

My (ex) roommate was a complete idiot when it came to computers. She only ever used it for writing papers. In college, I developed the sleeping habit of staying up late, getting a few hours of sleep, then napping after or between classes. I was doing the napping thing when my roommate wakes me up, panicking. She's totally freaking out because her computer's "doing something funny." I drag myself out of bed, stumble down to the desk and off of that onto the floor, make my way through her piles of clothes to get to her screen, stuff my glasses on my face, and take a look; only to find that she was in Microsoft Word. It all looked fine to me- no error messages, everything was typing fine, no strange noises, nothing.

Her: "That's not what it normally looks like."
Me: "What do you mean? It looks like Word to me."
Her: "No, there's usually like gray stuff around it. And my typing's not so big."
I look down in the corner, switch it to page view. "Is this what it normally looks like?"
Her: "YEAH! How'd you do that!?"
Me: "Next time your computer "breaks", wait till I wake up to tell me."

Seriously... the lack of knowledge of a lot of people at my University when it comes to computers astounds me. We're at an age where computers are not only popular, but necessary for writing papers and stuff. Learn to use a fucking computer- they even have a basic computer class where you learn things as simple as CLICKING! My roommate saw me using Visual Basic for my Intro to Programming class and thought I was a miracle worker.
 

wilsonscrazybed

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On my first 386 DX60 I installed the processor upside down. That was back when you could still do that.
 

Frosk

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Mnemophage said:
Most of the computer problems I have are minor and boil down mostly to my ISP being run by narcoleptic gorillas. I've never had a good relationship with monitors, though, and they always seem to die in terrible and interesting ways. First one would get images 'stuck' - I could move stuff around and run my computer, but certain parts of the picture would just freeze and stay that way. I gave up on that monitor after turning it off and on again stopped fixing it. My second monitor had a black hole in the center of the screen that would suck up the entire display, flicker and vomit it back out again every five minutes. The next one just flat out exploded - blue smoke started pouring out the back and a few seconds later it cracked right down the side and started spitting sparks. Now this one occasionally fades to black and back again. It does not have long left.
I'm in tears laughing at that.
 

AndiGravity

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"No one's answering the phone, and we still need an operating system. Someone call that other guy, what's his name... Billy Doors, or something like that."
 

Pingrash

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When a games not responding and you open up Windows Task Manager to close it... then you get a message saying that that's none responsive as well. Happened once, it was quite annoying. The only fix- reach for the power point.
 

bluemarsman

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My old laptop crashed and deleted XP, and wouldent let me reinstall it, so I had to use Linux. Then it crashed again and I had to replace the hard drive. Then the battery stopped working, so I had to keep it plugged in all the time. Then it got infected by alot of viruses and crashed. Again.
 

stompy

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Due to my shitty RAM (512mb), and generally shitty computer, I've had loads of computer problems... One time, I ended up downloading XP SP2... it was buggy, and I had to reformat the computer... One time, Norton decided to not uninstall, so when I upgraded (through disk), it caused a world of problems, making me eventually reformat the computer... Yeh, my computer's shit, and my only solution to its many problems are to reformat the bloody thing.
 

Pingrash

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O yes and I cant forget the entire computer system at school. The whole things a problem.
 

kawazu

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The worst computer trouble i had was in a computer repair class, i get a comp with everything hooked together. It looks alright on the inside, but i can't get it to even get to the bios. Everything else seemed in order so I had to check the mobo and cpu. It turned out a pin from the cpu had broken off inside the motherboard. When i told my teacher this, he told me to try to take it out with a pair of pliers. :(
 

schoolboyeric

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that's an easy one vista

I used vista ultimate 64bit edition and yeah its ultimate alright, ultimate resource hog that is... playing bioshock/crysis on medium is somewhat possible on vista vs. my tiny xp pro with directx 10 i can play both bioshock and crysis on very high graphic settings with no problems... not to mention my driver issues(vista compatible, what does that mean in theory its compatible but in practice you never know)... I have a geforce 8800gts 640mb, and 1gb of dual ddr2 800mhz memory, also x-fi sound card... and it runs any game at max settings you through at it...
Note I am never buying a nvidia chip based motherboard again for they don't work properly out of the box.(memory settings...etc needs some modifications).
 

Anarchemitis

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So far my Vista is a year old. Not a problem at all, 'cept for the occasional ctrl-alt-deletable carsh, and the very obscure happening of an uber-crash where I forcefully restart my computer. (Has happened in total like 5 times) I have yet to see this 'Red screen of Doom'.
(I am a lucky guy.)
 

Ultrajoe

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Ok, let me think...

*Strokes Macbook*

ill have to get back to you on this one.
 

MRMIdAS2k

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Ultrajoe said:
Ok, let me think...

*Strokes Macbook*

ill have to get back to you on this one.
Great, your macbook is in your hands.

Now try doing summat with it.

Like installling somthing that FUCKING WORKS!

but I jest, if you want a games machine, get summat that runs Windows.

*You want somthing that'll drive you round the fucking bend while getting shit thats works on windows without all the fuss, get a mac. *(my brothers opinion)

End of the day, from what he's told me, Windows has got me sold, at least it tells you why it's crashed as oppposed to the mac whic just goes "lockup for no fucking reason, youre fucked".
 

Ultrajoe

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MRMIdAS2k said:
Ultrajoe said:
Ok, let me think...

*Strokes Macbook*

ill have to get back to you on this one.
Great, your macbook is in your hands.

Now try doing summat with it.

Like installling somthing that FUCKING WORKS!

but I jest, if you want a games machine, get summat that runs Windows.

*You want somthing that'll drive you round the fucking bend while getting shit thats works on windows without all the fuss, get a mac. *(my brothers opinion)

End of the day, from what he's told me, Windows has got me sold, at least it tells you why it's crashed as oppposed to the mac whic just goes "lockup for no fucking reason, youre fucked".
/Facepalm
 

Jayact

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My old PC had Spyware and Virus protection for a while. It worked rather well, and I had no complaints.. But then my parents got lazy, and never renewed the subscriptions for them. So after a few months, our computer was very, very slow, so my dad finally got them and installed the software. We began with a scan, and it popped up with hundreds upon hundreds of threats, like 9 Trojan Horses too.
Yeah.. that PC has been rendered useless now.
 

Singing Gremlin

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I was once present for someone plugging the power into the monitor socket. To this day I have no idea how the hell they pulled it off, but it made a looot of smoke.