Worst English language accent in the world

[Radoh]

I'd say southern USA, but it depends on how thick it is. A light drawl can be really sexy in a woman.
To be honest, the first time I heard Minnesotan, I burst out laughing. I was only 5, but they still got mad at me.
Fortunately, in California, we don't have much of an accent beside the standard american one, but we do have the worst slang ever.

I'm from Minnesota, so I can understand the getting mad, and I agree that a light "southern belle" accent can be nice, though I have yet to hear it anywhere in real life.

 

[Tulks]

This one:

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I don't go to school, and I kill people. Whatevuh, I'll do what I want!

OT: Wouldn't say there are any accents which really annoy me. Spent too much time with a wide variety of English-speakers.

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

That's what you think. I grew up in California, and any time I go somewhere beyond the rocky mountains, people always think I'm stoned because apparently I have the stereotypical "California speech pattern."

I find people think I'm stoned and a dealer as soon as they find out I'm from California. People have asked me for weed solely based on knowing where I'm from, without hearing me talk.

Do you give it to them, or do you pretend you don't have any?

 

[PixelKing]

Geordies. Fuck them.

You are my football rivals even though I hate football.

 

[Ailia]

Canadian. Probably French Canadian.

Heh I'm from Québec and I agree. I got rid of my accent by living in England when I was little but to hear my family speak English makes me shudder.

Oh, and I hate the stereotypical Canadian accent with a passion. No one I know actually speaks that way, which makes it even worst.

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...alright.

 

[dsawyers9]

Worst English:
1. England (Rumors in countries like Japan, wont hire native English speakers unless the speaker is or speaks the dialect commonly known as American. However, this is just a rumor for now)
2. New York/New England English
3. Southern United States


I personally enjoy the Canadian English. Reason I put England first, different word usage and how they pronounce certain words.

New England received my number two spot because I feel that people from New England, have a snobby accent which pisses me off.

Southern United States is third because it's only difficult to understand them when they start to slur their words together. Other than that, it's an OK sound.

 

[Haelium]

The Cork/Limerick accent, but most people won't know what that is, so I'll have to go with Welsh and southern English accents.

 

[Lectori Salutem]

Dutch English. I am Dutch myself but grew up in Greece. Greek have it hard because the language is totally different when spoken.
The Dutch language hardly has any differences. So they have no excuse to speak it this awfully. Yech.

This.
I am Dutch, as wel as simply ashamed of our pronounciation of English.
It can be truly horrible.

 

[Hunter15]

id go with the stereotypical new jersey accent i say stereotypical because im from new jersey and dont have that kind of accent....maybe because i have european bloodlines and am not one of the backwater inbred assmunchers that is the jersey shore cast

 

[Baron Von Evil Satan]

Mobile, Alabama. That is all...

 

[lukemdizzle]

whatever the hell youd call Sara Pailin's Voice. Its like nails on a blackboard

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Scousers, nothing personal against them I just find it difficult to comprehend what they're saying.

 

[kurupt87]

Edit: Can I change my answer to stereotypical American Female teenager? "Like, oh, my gosh it just sounds like sooo totally stupid"

Gets my vote.

That or South African.

Edit: Or Northern Irish.

 

[Throwitawaynow]

Stereotypes of homosexual accents. It just seems so fake, as if that person is adding something on purpose rather than talk without making a concsious effort to sound different. Maybe they are around that accent a lot and develop it themselves, I don't know.

Spoiler: Louis CK funny skit kinda shows it.

 

[ace_of_something]

Not sure on the name. It's common in parts of Pittsburgh, Baltimore, and Philly.
djeet djet? translates to 'did you eat yet?' exemplifies it.

Getting into specifics, I cannot stand the Liverpudlian accent or the Bristol accent. They just grind on me.
Internationally, I hate the Southern US accent.

Southern drawl. (with parameters)

FYI there's no 'southern American' accent. There's like 4 or 5 southern American accents. When I traveled abroad most Europeans seemed to think a 'Texas' accent is a southern accent.

whatever the hell youd call Sara Pailin's Voice. Its like nails on a blackboard

It's called a 'yooper' accent. It's usually just parts of Wisconsin, Michigan and Minnesota... kinda weird that she has one.

I rule for I speak 'newscaster American'

 

[Cat1987]

Getting into specifics, I cannot stand the Liverpudlian accent or the Bristol accent. They just grind on me.
Internationally, I hate the Southern US accent.

I do however, love a soft Canadian accent (like say from Manitoba), and a softish Australian accent too. Also, RP English is a winner.

 

[Soviet Steve]

I live in Denmark so for me it would have to be the Danish accent.

 

[MurderousToaster]

Stereotypes of homosexual accents. It just seems so fake, as if that person is adding something on purpose rather than talk without making a concsious effort to sound different. Maybe they are around that accent a lot and develop it themselves, I don't know.

Spoiler: Louis CK funny skit kinda shows it.

Sometimes I hear gay people talk like that and I just end up thinking to myself - "What? Some of you people actually talk like that? I though that was just an unfair stereotype created by homophobes."

I can't really think of an accent I particularly despise. Some English accents automatically make the speaker sound slightly less intelligent than if they had any other one, however. I feel sorry for intellectuals with Birmingham accents, for example.

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

that wierd 'i've had a serious brain injury' chav accent that has taken over the southern counties