Worst Film EVAR!

[composeralex]

JOHNNY MNEMONIC

Then again, I haven't seen THE ROOM ...

 

[xchurchx]

Ah The Room, me and my friends spent ages trying to get that vid in England. Still looking

well i live in england and the only way you can watch it is online
but on a brighter note it means we keep our sanity unless we look hard

 

[Seneschal]

The Room had its unintentionally hilarious moments.

"You a TEEehgrin' me APAHHHght, Lisa!!!"

Watch Brad Jones' reviews on thatguywiththeglasses for some incredible masterpieces of bad filmmaking.


EDIT:

2012: Doomsday [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1132130/]
It's like 2 hours, and nothing happens! Honestly. Afterwards I couldn't think of a single noteworthy scene in it. I can barely believe anyone agreed to produce it.

Oh god, I forgot about that one. I watch tons of shitty movies, but that one was just wretched. Disgusting quasi-apocalyptic christian propaganda, shot on a budget of a few cents.

 

[RanD00M]

napoleon dynamite, no clue how the fuck it has a 6.9/10 on IMBD. It was a shit movie, I'd rather watch "the batman movie that should not be named"

I'm hoping you watch the Nostalgia Critic, because otherwise you won't get this joke. But, " A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?! I'LL KILL YOU, I'LL KILL YOU ALL"

OT:I wouldn't know. The worst one that I have seen was Ace Ventura.

 

[Soluncreed]

As for Hollywood movies, Transformers 2. That movie has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

How is giant robots fighting not a redeeming quality?

OT: I think that Plan 9 from Outer Space was pretty bad.
Either that or every movie on the Lifetime Movie network. Its like they try to make every movie as terrible as possible.

 

[Danik93]

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus ... At one point a huge mega shark jumps out of the water and pulls an aeroplane out of the sky mid flight.

Look at him go!

*Ahem* you have been proven wrong my good sir! this is fact!!

Spoiler

 

[Temple Guard]

'Meet the Spartans'
I want a refund on the hour and a half that movie took from my life.

I saw this for free while I was in the military and I wanted money back.

 

[Rofl-Mayo]

Worst movie i ever watched was some British thing called Lesbian Vampire Killers or something like that.

 

[Super Six One]

I HATED 2012, possibly the most boring movie ever!
They try to build up suspense, even giving us hope that Nicolas Cage might die, but noooooo they let him survive, over and over and over and over and OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!
RAGE!!!

Was Cage in 2012? Don't you mean John Cusack? Not seen it myself just remember the adverts.

 

[vanthebaron]

napoleon dynamite, no clue how the fuck it has a 6.9/10 on IMBD. It was a shit movie, I'd rather watch "the batman movie that should not be named"

I'm hoping you watch the Nostalgia Critic, because otherwise you won't get this joke. But, " A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?! I'LL KILL YOU, I'LL KILL YOU ALL"

OT:I wouldn't know. The worst one that I have seen was Ace Ventura.

I get it and atleast I can play a drinking game with batman and robin.

 

[MR.Spartacus]

Moster a Go-Go. It's on Mystery Science Theater and it's STILL unwatchable. That's right a movie too bad for even Joel and the bots to make watchable.

 

[hyperhammy]

I HATED 2012, possibly the most boring movie ever!
They try to build up suspense, even giving us hope that Nicolas Cage might die, but noooooo they let him survive, over and over and over and over and OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!
RAGE!!!

Was Cage in 2012? Don't you mean John Cusack? Not seen it myself just remember the adverts.

wow... you're right, but they do look pretty similar!

 

[8-Bit Grin]

Anything with Ben Stiller.

Terrible... just terrible.

 

[Da Joz]

The worst one I have seen recently would be Street Fighter the legend of Chun Li. What a horrible mess it was.

 

[Super Six One]

I HATED 2012, possibly the most boring movie ever!
They try to build up suspense, even giving us hope that Nicolas Cage might die, but noooooo they let him survive, over and over and over and over and OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!
RAGE!!!

Was Cage in 2012? Don't you mean John Cusack? Not seen it myself just remember the adverts.

wow... you're right, but they do look pretty similar!

They have fairly similar acting styles too, Decient films followed by huge pile of rubbish! haha

 

[Ubermetalhed]

Transformers 2. A disgrace to cinema.

The Room maybe be bad but at least its hilarious and thus very watchable.

 

[crimsonshrouds]

I saw the house on haunted hill and i thought it was a decent horror movie. then i watched the sequel and i thought it was the most terrible movie ever. Bad RITING, BAD DIRECTING, BAD ACTING, And they completely missed the point of horror that the first one kinda got. every second of gore was on display *yawn* I laughed at almost all the dialog.

It was just the most terrible movie ive ever seen with absolutely no redeeming qualities.

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus ... At one point a huge mega shark jumps out of the water and pulls an aeroplane out of the sky mid flight.

Look at him go!

You're confusing horrible with awesome. That said, the movie is still shit. Somehow.

 

[Atmos Duality]

If you think Wiseau's "The Room" is the worst movie ever, you aint seen nothing yet.

His movie is better than several shitty movies by technical standards alone, and his terrible acting/script is totally hilarious, rather than hateful, annoying, or boring (which are far less entertaining).

-After Last Season-
Quite possibly the most boring thing ever filmed. I am not exaggerating at all.
NOTHING HAPPENS IN THIS MOVIE. FUCKING NOTHING. It doesn't have a plot. It doesn't have characters. It has actors and actresses reading their bland, monotonous lines off the script in their hands/laps/set.

It had a budget of 5 million dollars, went live in 7 theaters, and yet the entire movie was shot in an unfurnished/under-construction office complex, innumerable random shots of empty hallways, chairs, doors, and ceiling fans (to pad the film to feature-length) and a musical score consisting of a 7th grader pressing random keys on a piano.
Oh, and it's the only movie I've ever seen that featured 25 minutes of a screen saver.
I am not kidding. It's 25 minutes of dead silence and the worst/laziest "CGI" done in movies in the last 30 years.

And It came out last year. In 2009..
This isn't some shitty 70s exploitation flick, or 90s low-budget quirky comedy; it's a modern film with a multi-million dollar budget (albeit, small by Hollywood standards, but come on! Some dude just made millions on a budget of 15k!).

Given the minimal effort and biblical amount of padding involved, I suspect this movie is the result of an investment/grant scam. That's the only logical explanation for how this was published.

-Barber Shop Blues-
It's eerily similar to The Room in tone, but without any of the unintentionally funny lines, terrible scripting, forced acting, and thoroughly boring to boot.

I'd rather watch "The Room" 4 times than either of those two even halfway.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus ... At one point a huge mega shark jumps out of the water and pulls an aeroplane out of the sky mid flight.

Look at him go!

Yep, Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus was going to get my vote. The airplane scene is pretty ridiculous ("I'm getting married in three days", "Holy Shit!"), but I watched part of the beginning of it one time and there was a part where a pod (herd?, group?) of whales were smashing themselves into a glacier or something and apparently exploding. That was pretty stupid. Although this movie is one of those movies that are so bad that they're funny.