Zelda games these days are not terrible, you might not like them but terrible? by what standards? Because I (and millions more) REALLY enjoyed Twilight Princess and the new one for the DS (Phantom Hour glass) not to mention The Minish Cap for the GBA.Terramax said:
Worst game ever?
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March Madness 07...
I can deal with the missed break away dunks, and Vitale yelling until my ears bleed, but the game then decided to erase my backup PG. He's no longer on my team, he just vanished like he witnessed a triple homicide and is now in witness protection.
Just awful.
I can deal with the missed break away dunks, and Vitale yelling until my ears bleed, but the game then decided to erase my backup PG. He's no longer on my team, he just vanished like he witnessed a triple homicide and is now in witness protection.
Just awful.
One of the Might and Magic games for PS1....you couldn't even progress. After 10 steps, the floor literally opened and my guy fell into code land never to return. The world just ripped open and you could see white everywhere and no, that was not a "feature."
Superman64 for sure sucked.
March Madness 07 for ps2 was terrible. It played like a first generation PS1 game even though it came out when PS3 was already on the market.
Red Ninja for xbox was crappy, but not the worst ever.
Superman64 for sure sucked.
March Madness 07 for ps2 was terrible. It played like a first generation PS1 game even though it came out when PS3 was already on the market.
Red Ninja for xbox was crappy, but not the worst ever.
I found God through the medium of Zoo Race although perhaps that was a timely acid flashback - dont know, not checking. But it can't be all bad. Plus I played Barbie Beach Adventure and that rocked. Yes, you've got your Superman Returns and Custer's Revenge and yes you shouldn't really try and make raping minorities a fun goal of a game but at least you didn't have to wait thirty minutes for it to load from a tape before sucking enormous satanic chunks or crashing.
Molecule Man for the Atari 65XE, I salute you. 30 minutes to load, then you had to guide a white, round man around a white-on-black '3d!' (isometric, fixed camera naturally, obscured routes and hidden items) maze verrrry slowly, and if you didn't find some time extend thing every 15 seconds you died instantly. I might just possibly have found one of those, once, because at one point I didn't see the 'Game Over' screen for about 30 seconds, but I forget if that wasn't just a dream.
In any case, the time I spent playing MM was less than a tenth of whatever length it *did* take to load. Grim!
Molecule Man for the Atari 65XE, I salute you. 30 minutes to load, then you had to guide a white, round man around a white-on-black '3d!' (isometric, fixed camera naturally, obscured routes and hidden items) maze verrrry slowly, and if you didn't find some time extend thing every 15 seconds you died instantly. I might just possibly have found one of those, once, because at one point I didn't see the 'Game Over' screen for about 30 seconds, but I forget if that wasn't just a dream.
In any case, the time I spent playing MM was less than a tenth of whatever length it *did* take to load. Grim!
They buried FIVE MILLION COPIES of it in the desert.Red Shadow said:
http://www.snopes.com/business/market/atari.asp
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SOF2 had an enjoyable multiplayer, in my opinion.GenHellspawn said:
I would have to say the worst game ever is World of Warcraft. It doesn't have terrible graphics, bad gameplay or anything like that, but can you name another game that can royally mess up IRL anything like it can?
For a traditionally bad game i'd have to say Superman 64 or Carmageddon i think.
I'm honestly not sure what the worst one I've ever played is. I mean I have never been so infuriated with a game as I was with Gears of War because of just how painful it was to play using the southpaw stick options. (Excluding out right bugs in other games.) I guess I could say the "worst" game I have ever played was Devil May Cry 2 but even then had it not attempted to be a DMC game it might have been alright. That game was just so un Devil May Cry that it was not bearable. (Yes I beat it.)
God... I remember that game. The last level was the most awful thing ever.Elddir said:
FYI: You turned into Mr. Hyde if you got hit too much. When you were Hyde, you'd go backwards through this "Dark World" version of Jekyll's world, and everytime Hyde killed something, he'd turn a little bit back into Jekyll. If you made it farther back as Hyde then you made it forward as Jekyll, lightning killed you.
None of this was clear while playing.
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I remember Earth:2140 was getting given away free with a magazine a month after it got released. It wasn't as awful as some of the other contenders though, just derivative, dull and uninspired. Never played it but Earth:2150 got good reviews everywhere though.nilpferdkoenig said:I'd have to say that the Earth series sucked balls, despite me not being their audience
Vagrant Story. I say its the worst game ever because I actually gave a crap about the story early on, but like most Square games it did its best to piss me off in every way imaginable gameplay-wise. Then about 4 hours in I realized the story sucked too and that I had wasted a whole afternoon on a game I now had every intention of setting on fire. It wasn't so much that the game was "bad" in the likes of Superman64, but rather that it tricked me into thinking it was good game.
Man, that disc burned good...
Man, that disc burned good...
The story gets VERY good later on. The climax sends hairs up my arms and back still.InsanityManifest said:
Amazing soundtrack also. Possibly the greatest video game soundtrack of all time. But true, the battle system just takes the biscuit when you have to keep fighting the same monsters again and again.
I completed it using a cheat for maximum strength so all I had to worry about were the puzzles. It was very fun after that.
Six words - NIGHT TRAP ON THE MEGA CD! It was obvious the team believed that they were creating a seminal piece of interactive entertainment but ended up creating THE WORST PIECE OF SOFTWARE IN HISTORY.
Awful (sorry, non-existent) gameplay, the worst acting this side of 1935 and a script that was written by an arthritic monkey on a typewriter. The game was somehow made even worse by the inclusion of ladies dressed in skimpy nightgowns (and that is a hard thing to do). The whole atmosphere of the game was lower than that of a very poorly made porn film.
If ever people needed an example of how far videogames have come as an artform, show them this game and a copy of Bioshock.
Lock the posts: we have a winner!
Awful (sorry, non-existent) gameplay, the worst acting this side of 1935 and a script that was written by an arthritic monkey on a typewriter. The game was somehow made even worse by the inclusion of ladies dressed in skimpy nightgowns (and that is a hard thing to do). The whole atmosphere of the game was lower than that of a very poorly made porn film.
If ever people needed an example of how far videogames have come as an artform, show them this game and a copy of Bioshock.
Lock the posts: we have a winner!