Worst game names Ever

[T_love]

I'm interested in knowing what's the worst game name you have ever: seen, heard or read.
Example: Huygen's Disclosure for the Pc, Nuts & Milk for Nes and so on.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Infinite Undiscovery.
wat? Just wat?

 

[Rylot]

Divine Devinity is one of the sillier ones I've heard.

 

[ABLb0y]

WET. Every time i say it's my favourite game, i get funny looks.

 

[King Kupofried]

Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days = Kingdom Hearts Three Five Eight Days over Two.

It's an incredibly stupid sounding title and it's not even obvious how you're supposed to say it.
There's not even a wrong way to say the title that sounds any better.
Whoever came up with that name should be banned from words forever.

 

[Zhukov]

I think "Rage" is a bit silly.

Makes it sounds like it's trying too hard.

 

[Alfador_VII]

Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days = Kingdom Hearts Three Five Eight Days over Two.

It's an incredibly stupid sounding title and it's not even obvious how you're supposed to say it.
There's not even a wrong way to say the title that sounds any better.
Whoever came up with that name should be banned from words forever.

Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep isn't exactly much better. Even when Square-Enix stick to numbers you get oddness like Final Fantasy X-2.

 

[Hiname]

*peers at the current Potato Sack*

"1... 2... 3... KICK IT! (Drop That Beat Like an Ugly Baby"
and
"AaAaAA!!!"

I mean... what?

 

[Sixcess]

Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together.

Japanese games are always good for this sort of strangeness.

 

[mosquito5]

*peers at the current Potato Sack*

"1... 2... 3... KICK IT! (Drop That Beat Like an Ugly Baby"
and
"AaAaAA!!!"

I mean... what?

Haha, the full name is: AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Two worlds 2

 

[Singularly Datarific]

all of these
http://www.gamerevolution.com/features/worst_game_names

 

[Moontouched-Moogle]

Dissidia 012: Duodecim Final Fantasy.
I loved the first Dissidia, but what the hell is the title supposed to mean?
(I think "Dissidia" comes from a word meaning battle or discord, but "Duodecim?" The hell? Is it supposed to be like duo (2) and decim[al] (10), equaling 12? I just don't get it...)

 

[JasonKaotic]

I've always found 'Dark Cloud' a bit cheesy. The game has nothing to do with a dark cloud.

 

[Moontouched-Moogle]

Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together.

Japanese games are always good for this sort of strangeness.

Yeah, the subtitle is supposed to be a reference to the Queen song "Teo Torriatte(Let Us Cling Together)," and the main series name of "Ogre Battle" is a reference to another Queen song of the same name. It kinda makes sense in context, but it's still weird.

 

[shadyh8er]

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

Yes, that's seriously a game. AVGN did a review of it:

 

[badgersprite]

Irritating Stick.

:/

It sounds like a parody of games you'd get on a bad episode of SNL.

 

[FalloutJack]

I've always found 'Dark Cloud' a bit cheesy. The game has nothing to do with a dark cloud.

I disagree. To me, it refers to ominous clouds of catastrophe hanging overhead. And since overhead at the beginning of the game was a genie destroying your town...I think it fits.