worst lie you ever heard!

[sooperg]

my otter needs flossing. oh i volunteered to give lions back massages. what is the worst lie you ever told/heard?

 

[hannahdonno]

My cat was sick on it.

 

[Zetiv]

"I love you" or "of course i never slept with him"
"i didn't kiss him, that was not a kiss"
or pretty much anything my ex-girlfriend said?

 

[sooperg]

keep em comin, that was priceless!!!!

 

[TheBluesader]

"I think we just did this."

Oh wait. That's not a lie.

 

[P1p3s]

"I failed college because ALL of my teachers lost my course work"
Really - 3 seperate teachers, 3 different classes they ALL lost their respective coursework? And you couldn't just print it out again and hand it in again! Given that they lost it don't you think they'd give you special treatment??

No - apparently not.

 

[runtheplacered]

"To: Runtheplacered From: Santa Claus"

 

[SovietSecrets]

"I was dead at the time."

One that I used after watching a stand up act of Eddie Izzard. Didn't work as well for me.

 

[3rd rung]

I walked into the room said hey how you doing and he just bit me

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

"I used the search button before I posted this thread".

 

[zeroharpuia]

'No, of course I wouldn't take the 50 dollar bill you left on the table.'

 

[TheOnceandFutureKing]

duke nukem forever

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

"I failed college because ALL of my teachers lost my course work"
Really - 3 seperate teachers, 3 different classes they ALL lost their respective coursework? And you couldn't just print it out again and hand it in again! Given that they lost it don't you think they'd give you special treatment??

No - apparently not.

My GCSE English Coursework was lost, Half my Graphics was lost and so was some of my Statistics, I believe :/

It's fixed now though.

 

[johnman]

In army cadets asking where a cadets rifle was while out on excersise.
"He said i could leave it back at camp as its too heavy for me to carry"
Me "who did?"
*first name to coem to mind* "That Corpral Hackney guy"
Me "I am Corpral Hackney"
They got flamed

 

[Hippobatman]

"I love you" or "of course i never slept with him"
"i didn't kiss him, that was not a kiss"
or pretty much anything my ex-girlfriend said?

Ouch... And welcome to the Escapist.

"If you put that tooth under your pillow the Toothfairy will come and leavy money for you"

Way to go parents! I found my tooth later the following day.

 

[ElderScribe]

That Duke Nukem Forever is going to come out "When it's done"

 

[MikeHax]

"you"ll love Smash Brothers!"

 

[Mozared]

"My girlfriend ate my homework"
and
"The cake".

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

There is no secret military base in the Nevada desert. What? Oh. Yeah. THAT secret base in the Nevada desert...It's abandoned...Honest! What? planes? Uh...I have an urgent matter to attend to. If you'l excuse me.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

'' i love you''

''that was amazing!''

''fable 2 is going to awesome!''