Worst lines of dialogue you've heard?

[Adamantium93]

In a scene from a Hercules TV show where the actor reads his blocking out loud in character. But I do give him credit for committing to it.

"Wait...this is not my world...dissaPOINTED!"

Cant link vids from this device but seriously, look it up.

 

[Ratties]

?I don?t like sand. It?s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is? soft and smooth.

Remember it being in Attack of the Clones, I don't remember who said it.

I actually like that line. Or rather, would like it if we were meant to take away from it that Anakin is an inexperienced kid trying to sound deep to impress a girl he likes. But considering rest of the movie, I'm not convinced Lucas doesn't think that's deep and insightful.

Reminds me of something Dexter Morgan would say. You know it would sound a hell of a lot cooler coming out of his mouth, it would probably be used at a bad time. Could see him saying it at a funeral because hes bored.

 

[Queen Michael]

As much as I love the game, Devil May Cry 3 has some horrid ones.

"This party's gettin' crazy. Let's rock!"

Super cringe.

To be honest, I love that line and the entire scene. It's the way Dante says it because he thinks it's cool and doesn't care what other people thinks about him. In short, what his attitude tells us is Fuck you, I know I'm awesome."

 

[BushMonstar]

Pretty much anything from Just Cause 2. Great open world, with a terrible, terrible story.

 

[LAGG]

Everything from the Resident Evil 4 game, specially if coming rom Leon.

 

[Gizmo1990]

Not the worst line but the line that has pissed me off the most.
Pearl Harbor-'I think world war 2 just started'
Whoever wrote that line can fuck right off.


EDIT: Every line said by Hayden Christensen when talking to Natalie Portman in Attack of the clones.

 

[DiamanteGeeza]

Every single line from every single Metal Gear Solid game.

Oh, and every line from every US situation "comedy" that uses canned laughter (in other words, almost all of them).

 

[Gordon_4_v1legacy]

Anime dub has some really bad ones especially the Hentai dialogue *shudders*
Here a sample NSFW due to what they are talking about but you don't actually see anything graphic

Oh god, I can't imagine what the sex scenes sound like...

I'm sickened but curious...

They vary but for the most part they are so risible, so goddamn awful that, if for some reason you managed to feel some kind of immersion or eroticism, they way they talk in them will take that feeling and skull fuck it.

On the other hand, they can be downright hilarious.

 

[glider4]

I think it would have to be some lines in the English version of Sonic X. I mean when your being dubbed by 4kids entertainment you can expect some terrible dialogue. I think it went something like "mommy can I go up into space with all my friends and fight evil" "why of coarse dear." As a kid, me and my friends laughed like mad at it. I will try to find the actual dialogue. Oh and speeking of bad anime dubs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLmsVBgZiak Though I'm not sure if thats the worst anime dub ever or the best.

 

[ssgt splatter]

?I don?t like sand. It?s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is? soft and smooth.

Remember it being in Attack of the Clones, I don't remember who said it.

this sounds like something C-3PO would say.

The worst line I've ever heard was not the worst because it was poorly delivered or anything like that, it was the worst because it was too damn obvious to say. In assassin's creed 2, when we're introduced to Ezio's uncle, Mario, Mario says, "it's a-me, Mario!" In the same tone of voice as Mario from Nintendo. Admittedly when I first heard it made me laugh but then I thought about it I realized, oh god that was terrible.

 

[captainballsack]

As much as I love the game, Devil May Cry 3 has some horrid ones.

"This party's gettin' crazy. Let's rock!"

Super cringe.

To be honest, I love that line and the entire scene. It's the way Dante says it because he thinks it's cool and doesn't care what other people thinks about him. In short, what his attitude tells us is Fuck you, I know I'm awesome."

Yeah I agree. It's why Devil May Cry 3 Dante is lovable. Still a terrible piece of dialog though, because you know that wasn't the writer's intentions. It would have made more sense in Japan I suppose.

 

[JimB]

I was going to come here to post the "you're tearing me apart" line because I do like low-hanging fruits, but predictably, someone beat me to it, so I'll say this instead:

Spoiler: Well, I take that back...there is ONE epic line that can never be put down...you know the one:

The frame this clip is frozen on makes Tommy Wiseau's face look exactly--exactly--like the clay model of Arnold Schwarzenegger's face going through explosive decompression at the end of in Total Recall.

 

[RJ 17]

I was going to come here to post the "you're tearing me apart" line because I do like low-hanging fruits, but predictably, someone beat me to it, so I'll say this instead:

Spoiler: Well, I take that back...there is ONE epic line that can never be put down...you know the one:

The frame this clip is frozen on makes Tommy Wiseau's face look exactly--exactly--like the clay model of Arnold Schwarzenegger's face going through explosive decompression at the end of in Total Recall.

Hehehehe...god bless Tommy Wiseau...The Room is easily one of the funniest movies I've ever seen in my entire life, and it's not even supposed to be a comedy. It's literally the defining example of "so bad it's good" movies.

 

[FPLOON]

Oh... I got another bad line of dialogue...

"Look at me... I'm burning..."

(Who knew remembering summer school that one time in high school would bring up watching a bootleg version of the first Silent Hill movie in that classroom?)

 

[Erttheking]

I think that one time that Vegeta gave us this little gem counts. "THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO DIE!" Early DBZ dubbers just did not give a shit.

 

[floppylobster]

Get ready for this one -

"I heard once that love is friendship on fire. That's how I feel about you."

Gold.

 

[Olas]

I've recently decided to try the first Assassin's Creed, which I had initially skipped over, to see how the series got started. So I'd have to go with EVERYTHING ALTAIR SAYS. Nevermind the fact that he has the accent of an American, he the tone of a robot.

 

[Pink Gregory]

I've decided to try the first Assassin's Creed which I had initially skipped to see how the series got started. So I'd have to go with EVERYTHING ALTAIR SAYS. Wow, what a horrible choice of voice actor.

I'm surprised that Ubisoft didn't go with giving Altair an attempt at a middle-eastern accent straight away, as it was in Revelations.

Suppose if it hadn't become a franchise it was an obvious was to link Desmond to Altair.

 

[JagermanXcell]

Skip to 0:29 for Hayter's surprisingly cool delivery to the stupidest analogy I've ever heard, hell this is sillier then managing to avoid drowning.

 

[spartandude]

seriously?

no one thought to mention this?

Spoiler: probably because its the best line ever

Skip to 0:29 for Hayter's surprisingly cool delivery to the stupidest analogy I've ever heard, hell this is sillier then managing to avoid drowning.

Spoiler: I see your onion, and i raise you a Jill sandwich