Worst, most groan-inducing puns?

Vrex360

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Most puns actually, especially ones my dad says.

It makes me want to chop my ears off, carve my tongue out and gouge my eyes. That way I can HEAR no evil, SPEAK no evil and SEE no evil.

Bad puns = evil

Must shield self from evil.
 

MercurySteam

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Glerken said:
Ok, Two pretzels were walking down the street.
One was Assaulted.
Ahahahah.
There's also a version of that for the extra-salted peanuts in Fable 2.
Just....no.
 

ThatJagoGuy

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JWAN said:
Don't be Koi!

25 cents in an envelope to whoever gets this reference!
Animal Crossing??

A town near me thrives on extracting the vast coal deposits beneath. All the pubs are quiet since they can't sell to miners.
 

thatsepic

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a guy racing on a jamican race track and he says "man i hate jamcaina race tracks" so his friend says "are you being racest" i face palmed myself when my friend said that
 

whiskey_hicks

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"I'd rather not argue semantics."

"But I would really like some antics right about now."

I still groan when I remember how I walked right into that one.
 

ILPPendant

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Nothing quite like lazy linking. [http://www.laughitout.com/2008/09/reese-withwithout-spoon.html]
 

FinalGamer

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Two horses were fighting in some cartoon and they go:
"Uh oh, looks like there's some hoofticuffs about."
"Hope the referee steps in due to horseplay."

Go look for a cartoon called Ox Tales, it is puntastic.

Wait, no a worse one in the same episode when the horse stops to eat grass.

"Well I guess I better stop into the self-service grass station."
 

JWAN

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ThatJagoGuy said:
JWAN said:
Don't be Koi!

25 cents in an envelope to whoever gets this reference!
Animal Crossing??

A town near me thrives on extracting the vast coal deposits beneath. All the pubs are quiet since they can't sell to miners.
OH SNAP SON

CONSTIPATION or CONGRATULATIONS one of those two...

where do you want me to send your 25 cents?
 

ThatJagoGuy

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JWAN said:
ThatJagoGuy said:
JWAN said:
Don't be Koi!

25 cents in an envelope to whoever gets this reference!
Animal Crossing??

A town near me thrives on extracting the vast coal deposits beneath. All the pubs are quiet since they can't sell to miners.
OH SNAP SON

CONSTIPATION or CONGRATULATIONS one of those two...

where do you want me to send your 25 cents?
Ah, just pop it in the hands of the next homeless guy ya see.

What goes around comes around.. so I'll get it eventually!! :)
 

Twilight_guy

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JWAN said:
Don't be Koi!

25 cents in an envelope to whoever gets this reference!
Its from Animal Crossing.
I caught a sea bass. See? Bass!

Also, you were almost a Jill sandwich!
 

Instant K4rma

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Drop a piano down a mine shaft and you get "A Flat Miner" (As opposed to the musical key A flat minor.)

Theres a hole in the wall of the nudist community. Police are looking into it.
 

SimuLord

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-Wz_Hg1ww0

Colin Mochrie is the all-time master of bad puns.