Worst Movie Seen On Purpose

Sonicron

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MarsProbe said:
Dead or Alive - I'm not really into the games myself (even though, it still bugged me that Helena wasn't an opera singer in the film), but had a few friends who were quite keen so along I went. The truth be told, it was one of those "so bad it's good" films. Still, pretty atrocious, even by video game adaptation standards.
I actually liked this movie. It's like with Yahtzee's review of 'House of the Dead: Overkill' - this movie KNOWS it's overdone, cheesy, mindnumbingly juvenile in its obsession with bad one-liners and titties and suffers from atrocious story-writing, and goes about itself with deliberate self-parody. In short, DoA was a flaming pile of arse and it had me laughing pretty hard at most times. :D

My choice for worst movie seen on purpose would be the second Dungeons and Dragons movie. After watching it, me and my pals used the DVD to clean out the fridge and oven, and then proceeded to burn it.
 

Baby Tea

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Kung-Pow: Enter the Fist

I saw it in theaters.
But I love it so much, that I bought it.
 

-IT-

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Octopus! A low-budget horror movie about a octopus with anemia, Russian terrorists, a cruise ship getting hijacked, and some cheesy romance attempts. I love low-budget horror movies, but this one was just a waste of time.
 

Vortigar

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In the name of the king: a dungeon siege tale

Really, I would recommend it to anyone, but only see this movie in good humour with a few friends and possibly some alcohol around.

Great evening.

Also:
Black Sheep [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gEDUDmZkyc]
Its just as awesome as it is completely stupid.
 

Datalord

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The last mimsy, my little brothers and sisters forced me to go.

I hated it, and as it turns out, so did everyone else in the theater except for one girl's imaginary friend (she was sitting in front of us and talking to it all through the movie)
 

HyPeR7

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attack force...

if you ever wondered what cutting all of your skin off, jumping into a vat of salt water and then watching paint dry felt like, all to the smell of the $8 you spent renting the movie burning in the background, then go hire it

a movie written, directed and starred in by steven seagal. i still feel the pain...
 

rabidmidget

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snakes on a plane, i was on a plane when i watched so it seemed the logical choice in case of a snake attack (now i know that if i'm ever attacked by an anaconda to do the selfless attack buy throwing someone else's small dog/child at it).
 

aperpheldy

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The house bunny. My friend and I picked it to have a night of laughs. I did, and i felt like a bit of me died inside. I tend to avoid the REALLY bad films for this purpose
 

zauxz

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Max payne. I knew it will dissapoint me, i knew it will be stupid, but i still went to see it. It had a really nice soundtrack and style tho. Somehow reminded me of sin city.
 

ultimateownage

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Disaster movie, why the hell did I go see the damn thing? For a week after me and my friends wouldn't stop saying "damn that movie was shit, why did we waste money going to see that movie?" The worst part is that all my friends LIKED all the other ones.
 

Random Argument Man

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Scary movie 4, meet the spartan, and the number 23.

I actually liked the number 23 the first time. After a second watch, not so much.