Worst Movie you have ever seen

[Z of the Na'vi]

I have two absolutely AWFUL movies. Teeth, and Machine Girl. I feel considerably less intelligent after watching both those movies in one night with a few pals of mine

My friends and I were discussing "Teeth" after we watched it.

We suggested that they show that film to kids in junior high, sense adults nowadays try to keep kids from having sex, why not teach young boys that girls' vaginas will bite your penis off?

I'm with you buddy, that movie creeped me the hell out.

 

[Nwabudike Morgan]

This student film I saw that consisted of nothing but a shot of an erect penis while a voice said "BRANDO!" over and over again. For 45 minutes.

 

[LordGarbageMan]

The Wickerman, it was pretty much the same as any nicholas cage movie, but with him beating up women and being tortured by bees at one point. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

 

[Draco Kaiser]

Cirque du Freak. The book was great. The movie...fucking sucked.

 

[Raptorace18]

Smokin' aces. Biggest disappointment ever.

 

[ae86gamer]

Dragon Ball Evolution and the live action Initial D movie. Both of those movies have scarred me for life.

 

[RedRockRun]

It's a tossup between 10,000 BC and The Thin Red Line.

There are others I saw on Spike or something that genuinely pissed me off more, but I can't remember their names.

*edit* No, no, no, no! The worst possible movie I can think of is "I'm Not There." As a Bob Dylan fan, I couldn't make it through half an hour of that wannabe-artsy failure of a movie. Honestly that movie treated Dylan like he was some kind of saint. He's not even dead yet, for God's sake!

 

[likalaruku]

I'm going to add "Queen of the Damned" "Dungeons & Dragons" & "Aeon Flux" to me previous list. Those were the 3 biggest disappointments ever.

 

[Xeros]

Recently - Twilight. Of all time - Any of those fucking spoof movies.

 

[Caligulove]

people are going to use this as some kind of fanboy arguing Im sure or to show how cool it is to hate things out there that did well.

but honestly.
Manos: The Hands of Fate was just... christ, I dont understand why someone would make that- or what their vision was. That thing was the worst thing I've laid eyes on right after Florida

 

[Puzzles]

Gabriel (2007).

Without a doubt.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0857376/

Don't go see it. It's so bad it's laughable. And then you stop laughing and the mental scarring starts.