I can't even start here, there are far too many crap movies... more and more come out every week. Excellent films are becoming harder and harder to come by
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I'm pretty sure this comment would make Torgo cry.dukethepcdr said:
In recent history; Dragon Wars. Holy mother of snot that movie was terrible. And they made it a big deal that it was the most expensive movie funded or filmed in south korea or something. Even the special effects were weak.
Doctor Zhivago kind of made me die inside. Grapes of Wrath was the only movie to actually put me to sleep though. It's always a bad sign if Mom makes me put my DS down to watch a "tear-jerker" with her. Twilight was seriously bad, but bad in the entertaining-to-mock-with-friends kind of way.
I know there's one movie I absolutely hate, but I seem to have blocked it from my memory.
EDIT: OH, I REMEMBER! 2001: A Space Odyssey. What the HELL was with that last part?
I know there's one movie I absolutely hate, but I seem to have blocked it from my memory.
EDIT: OH, I REMEMBER! 2001: A Space Odyssey. What the HELL was with that last part?
I'll do it. Drangonball Evolution was F***ING HORRIBLE!!!!!!! I knew the movie was going to suck some major dick as soon as they said it was Dragonball! I didn't even go see the movie because I'd be too ashamed of myself if I did! Other people have seen the movie and have confirmed what I already knew what was going to happen and I'm glad I was right! Someone on the Escapist said that Goku fantasises about Chichi eating fruit! Really, eating fruit?!? That makes no F***ING SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, next time they should make a Dragonball Z movie just to show Gohan and Vedel get it on and fall in love and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!dwightsteel said:
*sigh*
*sigh*
Oh I needed that.
the spirit. really thought i'd like it because i loved sin city and 300...wow. why? that was all i could think after.
Open Water.
Was some epic fail of a drama, where a couple go on holiday and decide to go scuba diving, there's a mix up becuase there's two extra people than there are scuba suits, however two random people aren't feeling well so they don't dive and the couple do, so the couple are happily swimming around, whilst the boat fucks off because they think they've got everyone.
The rest of the film is basically the couple sitting in the water crying at each other and getting eaten by fish.
And to try and redeem themselves there's an utterly pointless scene earlier on where the couple are going to sleep, and the wife is naked. I could so tell that someone said, "Yea this scene would be so much better if it involved tits" And they actually listened.
Epic FAIL of a film.
Was some epic fail of a drama, where a couple go on holiday and decide to go scuba diving, there's a mix up becuase there's two extra people than there are scuba suits, however two random people aren't feeling well so they don't dive and the couple do, so the couple are happily swimming around, whilst the boat fucks off because they think they've got everyone.
The rest of the film is basically the couple sitting in the water crying at each other and getting eaten by fish.
And to try and redeem themselves there's an utterly pointless scene earlier on where the couple are going to sleep, and the wife is naked. I could so tell that someone said, "Yea this scene would be so much better if it involved tits" And they actually listened.
Epic FAIL of a film.
Ok, you are a jackass. You have absolutely no reason to hate this movie, other than to (trendily) claim to not having paid to see it. You can't. You admitted to not watching it. You can't know for a FACT that the movie sucks, because you have not seen it as to form an OPINION of said movie. I mean seriously. You straight up SAY the movie was bad (oh, and thanks for putting little *'s to bleep out the word "fucking", as if to what? assume we didn't know exactly what word you were using?). You've succeeded in making yourself look like a total tool. Congratulations. You clearly have no opinion of your own, if you don't even have to watch a movie to declare it's quality. I'm glad you can pick out scenes in said movies that you claim makes no sense, yet you have no idea of the context.ssgt splatter said:
I'm not even defending the movie, I'm just picking on you. Learn to do your bahhhhh's, because you sir, are a sheep.
(enter monosyllabic phrase of arrogance here)...I got all of you beat.
The live action Devilman movie. Look it up......if you dare.........
The live action Devilman movie. Look it up......if you dare.........
ellie91 said:
The problem with these films is that after the success of the Scary Movie films, some of the directors just kept on milking it as a franchise. Another one you didn't mention was Date Movie, which was absolutely terrible.Barry93 said:
As for me (I know people will probably hate me for this), I would have to say the new Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street, and my reason wasn't that it was a musical and I didn't expect. I knew it was a musical, I even listened to the soundtrack of the original bradway production before seeing it. My reason was that it didn't stand up anywhere to the movie's potential, and anywhere to the musical's potential. I now have a copy of the original production on broadway on DVD, and THAT is much better. Problems with the film included quite a few things, such as the fact that they over-gorified the movie to a point where it wasn't logical, they cut out about half of the lyrics and just had instrumentals, and also, some of the actors just couldn't sing like the original cast could. Johnny Depp's voice is much higher than George Hearn's, for example, some of the actors just didn't pronounce or convey their voice as powerfully as before, and the only decent singer (Or singer similar to the originals) was the person who played Joanna, the others were just useless singers.
...ok, that statement was mostly made in jest to the fact that people seem to be throwing that movie in every "shitty movie" thread that's come around recently. Almost to the point, where it's almost trendy to hate it.Vrex360 said:
Don't worry, I blame myself. I kind of, literally, asked for it.
I really liked the art style of Romeo + Juliet. Didn't have any trouble understanding it and personally I think it would have been bad if they talked like real 13-18 year olds (and worse if they talked like 35 year old harvard grads Juno esk). I just think the base story of romeo and juliet is boring...
The worst movie ever was Hitchhike!(1974) None of it really makes sence. It has what I call "dream logic". You know how when your dreaming and your like "I had to keep running or my feet would fall off and then I could never ride the train so there would be no rice for the dog." It just never makes sence. This guy who is an adult(25-30) lives with his milf step mom and she is some how making him have sex with her and he dosen't want to so he kills her instead of say just leaving or... saying no. She had no way of making him so it dosen't really make sence... o well...Then some lady picks him up hitchhiking and none of there conversations make sence really. The guy gets a bit aggressive so the lady takes him shopping and buys him an ugly hat and then they go on a picnic with only bread wine and cheese. Then the drive more with more shitty conversation and he gets out of the car and get arrested for killing his step mom. The end.... yep...
The worst movie ever was Hitchhike!(1974) None of it really makes sence. It has what I call "dream logic". You know how when your dreaming and your like "I had to keep running or my feet would fall off and then I could never ride the train so there would be no rice for the dog." It just never makes sence. This guy who is an adult(25-30) lives with his milf step mom and she is some how making him have sex with her and he dosen't want to so he kills her instead of say just leaving or... saying no. She had no way of making him so it dosen't really make sence... o well...Then some lady picks him up hitchhiking and none of there conversations make sence really. The guy gets a bit aggressive so the lady takes him shopping and buys him an ugly hat and then they go on a picnic with only bread wine and cheese. Then the drive more with more shitty conversation and he gets out of the car and get arrested for killing his step mom. The end.... yep...