Worst Names in History

[Lord Krunk]

Searched Forums, nothing came up.

When I made the "What would you name your child?" thread, I came up with another topic.

What are the worst names that you have seen?

This can also apply to places, if you like.

My favourites (Actual People):

Seymour Brah
Justin Case

Please provide your opinions/contributions.

 

[Dommyboy]

Abe Abraham
Jimmy Jo

 

[Lord Krunk]

I also once saw a street sign that said "WONG WAY."

Ah, the tastelessness.

 

[pilot inspektor]

Dominic Shakeshaft: co-writer for some junior high text book.

 

[Arntor]

Yngwie Malmsteen

I just keep thinking "Ying wee"

 

[Dommyboy]

Lo Wang

The Ultimate Asian oriented name.

 

[huntedannoyed]

Buttkis, I don't know if thats spelled right.

 

[Lord Krunk]

Dominic Shakeshaft: co-writer for some junior high text book.

I have a Commerce book by Malcolm Freak.

 

[Gooble]

Niels Bohr

Some parents tried to name their kid 'Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii' but a judge stopped them. Other banned names include Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Stallion, Twisty Poi, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit, but then they allow others like Number 16 Bus Shelter, Benson and Hedges (twins), Midnight Chardonnay, Hitler, Cinderella Beauty Blossom and Violence.

Crazy

 

[TerribleTerryTate]

Justin Penas. I wish I was joking.

 

[sammyfreak]

A guy named Max Manly works for the same company as me.

 

[Khyrador]

I had an examiner in Electrical Technology called Peter Fuks (I think you can guess how it was pronounced).
Incedentally, I really disliked that man, so now I routinely use his name as a curseword.

 

[Zombie_King]

Intercourse, Pennsylvania

 

[type_zero]

Willie Dyck, the name of my dentist(pronounced dick)

 

[Smyter]

anita hardcock , john handcock, mike hunt

 

[Sejs Cube]

There's a terribly unfortunate east Indian girl who works at my local grocery store. She's quite canadianized herself, but it's painfully obvious that her parents came over directly from India.

The poor girl's name is, no lie, "Balldeep".

 

[Sirisaxman]

Harry Dong, Phil McCracken, and my mom had a friend as a child named Penny Nickle. My dad knew a kid named Null Void. Yeah, their parents suck.

 

[Jamash]

Nigel Lawson's daughter, Nigella Lawson.

Naming your daughter just by putting an A at the end of your own name, I don't know which is worse, the lack of imagination or the lack of humility.

A funny name I saw on a prescription (I used to work in a pharmacy) was Jenny Taylor, it would have been even funnier if the prescription was for Canesten.

Joint 1st place for worst name in history is (insert chav scum baby name here).

 

[milskidasith]

One guy was named topographical mapp.

Shanda lear is another favorite.

Oh let's not forget Dick hedd (pronounced head) and Shithead. *prounounced shee-teed)

 

[vede]

My dad saw the name of a person in one of his employer's offices in India.

Princey Dikshit.