Worst Opening to a Movie, Show, or Game your pick.

[TheVoyager]

I like the Zero Punctuation intro. Sure, it takes away the originality, but it adds a sense of professionalism.

For one reason or another, it reminds me of Marylin Manson's "Rock is Dead"...

 

[zirnitra]

Family guy, yea.
I am on-off about the M*A*S*H theme song, sometimes I like it, sometimes I hate it, and sometimes it gets stuck in my head until I'm driven stark-raving mad

I sang suicide is painless for about three hours in a creepy psychotic monotone when I was forced to revise for an exam I was not looking forward to. (in hindsight I have never had to revise for any other exam in my life, I guess that's what you get for spinning around on a swivel chair for three years. I DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE GRAPHIC DESIGN I WANTED TEXTILES!)

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

Actually now I have a new one it has to be Star Wars Empire at war sometimes it drives me crazy because it is just ten notes repeated endlessly.

 

[Ixus Illwrath]

The Metalocalypse opening. I mean, if it's on TV then it's fine but you'd think they could have edited them out on the fucking season one DVD.

The second season features an abridged intro, but ATHF, on the other hand, still rocks that damn minute-long song every episode

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Probably the intro sequence to Alone in the Dark, I missed a lot of the attention grabbing action of the guys in front of me getting ripped to pieces because I was having to focus too much on fucking blinking.

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

Any movie with a ridiculously long opening credit scene that contributes nothing to the movie itself. Two examples:

Phone Booth - pretty good movie, awful opening
Sahara - Terrible movie, even worse opening.

 

[SteinFaust]

the third season theme song to The Unit. it's this dumb hipster crap with a piano/guitar duet playing, and lots of scenes of the main characters walking.
the first was better- a catchy military cadence over a good beat, and combat footage.

i can't stand listening to the Who shriek into a microphone every time CSI miami comes on.

current day cartoon shows. they grate on my nerves. they don't have the wailing speed metal the 90s cartoons had.

jpop anime openings. not coz they're bad, just coz they are embarassing, especially when someone walks into the room. but i do rock out to a few of them anyway.

 

[Becoming Insane]

The opening to House. It's not that I don't like it (I do), it's just that I think a different song might have been better.