worst pick up lines

[Joselyn]

Man approaches goodlooking woman in a bar and he gathers some ice his way over.
He proceeds to violently smash the ice on the bartop in front of her.
To a horrified reponse, he smugly grins and says: " There! Now the ice is broken!"

 

[TriSarahTops]

I tryed "your pissed I'm horny so let's fuck on a girl once" didn't go down well with he sober friend....

are you sure you said "lets fuck on a girl once"? check the quotations numbskull!

Quit being so fussy. You knew what he meant.

Yeah i did and i was only joking, i thought it was funny

 

[The Hitman]

guys, pick-up lines don't work, unless you want some dumb bimbo.

Unless used-tongue-in-cheek in the midst of an already fun and lively conversation?

What a brilliant point Danny, you must get soo many girls just draping themselves over you.
I have so much that I could learn... ahh I'm lonely.