Worst Pick-up lines

[Da Chi]

Something that you have actually used would be ever better.

I once said to a girl, "If I took you home you seem like the kind of girl who would take my kidney and leave me in a tub of ice."

She looked shocked "No I wouldn't, I'm actually a really nice girl."

I smiled "Ah, thats a relief because I wanted to take you home anyway."


Anyone else have a terrible line that they have used in the past. Failures and triumphs all welcome.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

"Um...so I was wondering...if maybe you'd...liketogotothedancewithme?!"
Didn't quite work.

 

[Firoth]

I like my women like I like my coffee, in a plastic cup. -Eddie Izzard

 

[Da Chi]

"Um...so I was wondering...if maybe you'd...liketogotothedancewithme?!"
Didn't quite work.

It's always worth trying. My friend simply smiles at a girl and says "Let's Dance". He says straight to the point works well. Then again he is quite the dancer.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

I got a coupon with your name on it ;]

 

[Swarley]

"If I said you had a hot body would you possibly date me because I'm so alone?"

 

[benbenthegamerman]

I like my women like i like my Subway employees: indian and completely incapable of taking a request.

Wow, i feel like i should kill myself now.

 

[Da Chi]

I like my women like I like my coffee, in a plastic cup. -Eddie Izzard

Even Worse, I like my women like I like my coffee. Black and ground up in the freezer.

 

[Da Chi]

I got a coupon with your name on it ;]

Classy, I'm going to try that one.

 

[Marter]

"Will you hold my drink while I go take a dump?"

If she does it, you've got a keeper. =D

 

[hittite]

"If you were a pirate, would you keep your parrot on this shoulder, or on thisshoulder?"

Luckily, I've never seen anyone use it unironically.

 

[Sacman]

Are you an official? because you've official given me a boner...
it's perfect...

 

[Da Chi]

"If I said you had a hot body would you possibly date me because I'm so alone?"

It's too the point, which I like but try this

Spoiler

 

[Da Chi]

"Will you hold my drink while I go take a dump?"

If she does it, you've got a keeper. =D

Men everywhere are High-fiving in your honor.

 

[Marter]

"Will you hold my drink while I go take a dump?"

If she does it, you've got a keeper. =D

Men everywhere are High-fiving in your honor.

I'll be honest, I didn't come up with it. I still thought it was funny enough to post though.

 

[Da Chi]

"If you were a pirate, would you keep your parrot on this shoulder, or on thisshoulder?"

Luckily, I've never seen anyone use it unironically.

I go to a pirate party every year. I'm going to try that un-ironically. See how it plays out.

 

[Da Chi]

Are you an official? because you've official given me a boner...
it's perfect...

Tried it. Won a bet, lost alot of respect for myself.

 

[BenzSmoke]

"Hey are your parents retarded? Cause' you sure are special"
I've heard it being used, not by me though.

 

[Lust]

This happened to me on my way home from school.......

Me: "What's up?!"
Girl: "Hey, wanna screw?"
Me: "Sure..."

*hands me an actual screw*

Girl: "There you go...."
Me: .....
.....

:/
...
...

"Ha ha ha! That's a good one..."
Girl: "I know, right!"

We went our separate ways and I was laughing at myself the whole way home.

 

[Da Chi]

"Will you hold my drink while I go take a dump?"

If she does it, you've got a keeper. =D

Men everywhere are High-fiving in your honor.

I'll be honest, I didn't come up with it. I still thought it was funny enough to post though.

I appreciate it.