Worst Pick-up lines

[bew11]

Nice tits, err... i mean nice ass, err... i mean uh um, doh!

 

[De Ronneman]

Don't try this one:

Aren't you my exgirlfriends sister?

Seriously, doesn't work...

 

[Kimdeal]

"hey, do you know any good pickup lines?"
Fun if they get. Smug satisfaction if they dont.

Tried this once with moderate sucess (friend for a week)
go up to them and say, i just lost a bet. right now im supposed to be giving you a really bad pickup line, but the fact is i dont know any. If you could just hit me in the face, id be much obliged.
I got hit, but he came back after about half an hour.

YAY FOR FRIENDS!!!!

 

[Amethyst Wind]

"Hey, is your dad a thief? Because that's totally my jetta parked out front."

Apple for reference (healthier than cookie)

XKCD. Where's my apple?

Spoiler: Here's two

 

[Neferius]

Spoiler: Here's two

My GOD... that's so Cute♥ :3

I never thought Fruit knew the meaning of Love, but you proved me Wrong there...

 

[Neferius]

Hey I bought you a drink. Come on, take. Take it, come on. JUST TAKE THE FUCKING ROOFIE!

Zero Points for ripping-off RayWilliamJohnson >

 

[189-snakes]

"Let's go to your place and free Tibet" By Ryan Sohmer

 

[bad_dog14]

Hey I bought you a drink. Come on, take. Take it, come on. JUST TAKE THE FUCKING ROOFIE!

Zero Points for ripping-off RayWilliamJohnson >

So what if I did? It's still a really bad pick-up line regardless.