Worst pickupline?
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"I don't know you, you don't know me. Wanna f*ck ?"
A friend of mine went into a foreign country and wanted to use that one.
A friend of mine went into a foreign country and wanted to use that one.
ok, just its an exact quote of an ep she watches over and over...either way its a pick up line deserved of this thread...chrisdibs said:
Best pick up line ever has to be from unforgotten realms, simply
'Bonk?'
Or if that fails, Get in ma bed!
'Bonk?'
Or if that fails, Get in ma bed!
"are you from venus, 'cause baby your ass is out of this world!"
i know loads of weird ones, so ill probably keep coming back in this thread XD
i know loads of weird ones, so ill probably keep coming back in this thread XD
Guy : "Do you know how much a seal weighs"
Girl : "No"
Guy : "Enough to break the ice"
heard this one before, i felt sorry for the guy ^_^
Girl : "No"
Guy : "Enough to break the ice"
heard this one before, i felt sorry for the guy ^_^
Back in high school the Sr. guys had a little fundraiser called the "Mr. Ironwood Pageant." Basically a mock beauty pageant. We had to come up with a pickup line to start the show. Mine was "Flowers: $15. Dinner and Movie: $50. Being seen with you: Priceless." One of the other guys used "If you were on the McDonalds menu, you'd be McGorgeous." Another used "It always makes me happy to see a pretty girl smile. Will you smile for me?"
One of my buddies has been trying to get me to carry a notepad to bars and start going to girls saying "I'm doing an experiment to see if girls will talk to me if I simply sit down next to them. Will you help me?" He's also wanted me to try "My friends told me I need to learn how to talk to girls. Will you help me?"
One of my buddies has been trying to get me to carry a notepad to bars and start going to girls saying "I'm doing an experiment to see if girls will talk to me if I simply sit down next to them. Will you help me?" He's also wanted me to try "My friends told me I need to learn how to talk to girls. Will you help me?"
Some of the ones that I've heard (as cheesy as they are) were like:
1. I know your legs must be tired cause you've been runnin through my mind all day.
2. Ever kissed a rabbit between the ears.
3. You, Me, wanna?
1. I know your legs must be tired cause you've been runnin through my mind all day.
2. Ever kissed a rabbit between the ears.
3. You, Me, wanna?
"The company I work for is doing an experiment to study the psychological effects of rape on women... I am phase one."
