Worst place to have sex?

[Thyunda]

In the ear. I think Family Guy did an episode on it.

you get an e for effort but Im looking for something more along the lines of locations not orifices(beach, phonebooth, kitchen,)

A for effort. Not E.

silly nerd effort is spelled with with an E not an A. Plus "affort" is not a word! XP

It's not because that's what it stands for, dude. It's because typically you'd grade the effort separately from the result. You get an A for effort because you tried so hard, but a D in results because you suck.

calm down bro.....I know the expression...im just messing around XP! While you've obviously got a stick up your arse...since you felt the need to correct me and then retort to my joking with rebuttal thats basically just a long overdrawn 'you suck' XP ;3

...coincidentally, the captcha for this post is 'geez louise'.

I think it fits.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

In the ear. I think Family Guy did an episode on it.

you get an e for effort but Im looking for something more along the lines of locations not orifices(beach, phonebooth, kitchen,)

A for effort. Not E.

silly nerd effort is spelled with with an E not an A. Plus "affort" is not a word! XP

It's not because that's what it stands for, dude. It's because typically you'd grade the effort separately from the result. You get an A for effort because you tried so hard, but a D in results because you suck.

calm down bro.....I know the expression...im just messing around XP! While you've obviously got a stick up your arse...since you felt the need to correct me and then retort to my joking with rebuttal thats basically just a long overdrawn 'you suck' XP ;3

...coincidentally, the captcha for this post is 'geez louise'.

I think it fits.

Indeed it does X3!

 

[spm1138]

A film viewing room in a modern art gallery.

 

[Biodeamon]

Meat locker....ouch....so cold....

 

[Mister Benoit]

In a sporadic wave pool.

I find it humorous that a mod is seriously sitting there reading through this thread and knocking people for low content posts.

It's not like the topic deserves mountains of information. Sometimes few words are enough.
Also can't believe a topic this silly is actually being "moderated" lol.

 

[Biodeamon]

The worst place in the world to have sex is at any beach...seriously, sand is a very messy substance and there are some places that would be very irritating if sand should find itself there. (I'll let you use your imagination on that one).

Ninja'd.

Sexual activity on beach normal stress release for humans. Still, recommend caution. Warn of chafing. May need analgesic. Will be here studying cell reproduction. Less alcohol and mood music required.

and sand....don't forget about the sand...*shudder*

 

[mikeli4194]

at a family reunion...unless y'all are backwoods southern

 

[Verlander]

Rollercoaster? Obligatory sentence after to justify one word answer

 

[Evilbunny]

Realistically? I'd say either a pool or a public restroom. The pool will dry the girl up and make ita very unpleasant experience, and the public restroom is covered with other people's pee and poop. I don't know why people have fantasies about having sex in those places it sounds awful.

 

[EHKOS]

I don't know about worst, but one of the coolest would be on the hood of a Ford GT. That little hood scoop...I feel I'm about to say too much

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

An industrial freezer....in front of both your friends and families...and the freezer is being used to store samples of various STDs...and it's really crowded, so stuff is going to get knocked over once you get started...and your pets are there, too...and your family has been given permission to offer constructive criticism of your performance.

 

[Rule Britannia]

Asia

 

[John the Gamer]

Refusal bin at a glass factory (glass shards everywhere)
Refusal bin at a pillow factory (feathers everywhere)
A walk-in freezer (cold)
An action movie set (lots of bullets, explosions and angry people trying to get you to leave)

 

[acsoundwave]

I'd have to say...in a church. Stained-glass windows optional.

 

[Mrsrlg]

Thorny bushes.

 

[penguindude42]

A moonbase or space station.

Zero gravity would make it hard, and that's not a dick joke.

Not to mention that the "stuff" would be floating around. >_<

~Tom<3

 

[Solo-Wing]

On top of me.

I'd be so pissed.

HAHHAH! You win good sir.

In space. No one can hear you say no.

 

[Fappy]

Spoiler

Oh wait... you said the worst place? Oops.

 

[raklin]

In her grandparent's living room when they come back from work >_<