Worst product names ever...

[FinalHeart95]

The Tiddy Bear

Go ahead, say it out loud.
...Or just watch the infomercial.

Damn
Ninja'd

Double-ninja'd

Wait until they come out with the Itty Bitty Tiddy Bear, for men and/or flat chested women.

 

[benbenthegamerman]

Bengay

end of story

 

[DrDeath3191]

Apple Pippin. That doesn't sound cool in any way.

 

[delet]

There's a brand of milk out there in japan... Bukakke brand milk... The commercial shows that they do, in fact, know what they're talking about...

 

[CrafterMan]

Chrystacide, made me laugh.

-Joe

ps: May be the football they play in Heaven

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

Spoiler: AIDS, I hear it was all the rage in the 70s and 80s

Don't flame until you see the video

 

[crooked_ferret]

Aciphex (sounds like "Ass effects"; prescription antacid pills

lol yeah the first time I heard that one I thought it sounded like a sci fi porno flick...
so I think I'm going to agree with you there.

There's a barber shop around here called Curl Up and Dye... or is that the BEST name ever?

That's actually a movie based thing, the woman trying to kill the blue brothers worked in the Curl Up and Dye salon. Though you only see it for a moment in the movie. (that being the original blue brothers movie not the horrible remake of it)

 

[MetalBride]

well there is the Bone Up and the whorelick... =\ saw them at a chemist it didn't seem bad till my brother said them out loud.. but it could have been the way he said it

 

[lacktheknack]

Aciphex (sounds like "Ass effects"; prescription antacid pills

lol yeah the first time I heard that one I thought it sounded like a sci fi porno flick...
so I think I'm going to agree with you there.

There's a barber shop around here called Curl Up and Dye... or is that the BEST name ever?

That's actually a movie based thing, the woman trying to kill the blue brothers worked in the Curl Up and Dye salon. Though you only see it for a moment in the movie. (that being the original blue brothers movie not the horrible remake of it)

There's a barber shop around here called Curl Up and Dye... or is that the BEST name ever?

Wait....

Wasn't that in the Blues Brothers?

....It's actually a hairdresser around HERE. How bizarre...

 

[Slayer_2]

The clothes with "FCUK" written on them. I probably wouldn't mind so much if I wasn't a grammar nazi.

 

[muckinscavitch]

My personal favourite is a store called "Addition-elle", which, if you translate the pronounciation from french it means "More", and the "elle" is female, so the story sells female plus sizes.

 

[Emperorpeng]

"Fanny pack"... it implies something completely different in Britain.

and what exactly does it imply? (excuse my understanding of a culture on the other side of the globe... im still young)

A fanny in Britain is slang for a vagina.

I don't have one of my own, sadly, I reckon it's between Titty Twister and Tentacle Grape though, so far.

When you said "don't have one of my own" I thought you were referring to...never mind.

There's a Japanese sports drink by the name of Pocari Sweat. It tastes alot like Gatorade but you couldn't tell from the name.

 

[foxyboy]

I saw a guy the other day from T & A's Towing

 

[Cid Silverwing]

The following are Norwegian products but they're laughable anyway


Omo (washing powder for your washing machine. Add an H and it gets rather colorful...)

Jiff (dishwashing cleaning agent - it's pronounced with the "J" sound of "yes" and "if", if you add "t" into it you spell "poison" in Norwegian and it pronounces like "yiff" which would make furries like me laugh more at it)

Mr. Muscle (generic toilet clip-on cleaner. The commercial is even more stupid)

 

[Haydyn]

I know a restraunt called What the pho. They sell t-shirts. I should get one.

Worst name: Wii. So many less than casual gamers get a chuckle out of it.

 

[somekindarobot]

I once saw a commercial on Youtube for an old game called Ball Buster.
Link

 

[Lizmichi]

Aids was a diet drink in the 80s

 

[muffincakes]

The Tiddy Bear

Go ahead, say it out loud.
...Or just watch the infomercial.

Just to clear things up I hope you know that that's a skit from the tv show Saturday Night Live and not a real product.

Actually...no it's not. Or SNL is taking their skits very seriously now.

Tiddy Bear [http://www.tiddybearcomfortstrap.com/purchase.html]
^ Takes you to the website. Go ahead and see

 

[j0z]

There's a barber shop around here called Curl Up and Dye... or is that the BEST name ever?

Wait... I know that place too! Unless there are several.