Worst Protagonists.

[Billabong Pobblecock]

The Noid.

I win.

wasnt he the guy from dominos pizza. that game was hard as hell. and yes it was nintendo.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

[quotex=rowan-thats-me]worst protagonist? not really sure, probably, the guy from UT3 that bearly has a story line anyway.

As for the best, it has to go to Ethan Thomas, when hes in Condemned 2 anyway, how can you not love the angry, drunk, violent version of the chosen one?

C2 was such a clusterfuck, Yet so soothing... Now if he was irish and everytime he killed some he clicked his ankle thingy and drunk and talked in a lepchuren whatever way he could be voted as the "Best chosen one"

haha fair enough but I do still love ethan thomas, also another great pratagonist, abe, which other hero comunicates with his freinds through a series of farts and whistles?[/quote]

I like ethan thomas..I just hate the story..Who do you know CAN BLOW UP PEOPLES HEADS by just screaming? He would make screamos fans heads explode...Literally

 

[Chechosaurus]

Spyro... but ONLY after they pussied him up for the PS2.

 

[Unknower]

Nomad in Crysis. A character without much character at all.

 

[Dommyboy]

Probably Captain Basch from Final Fantasy XII who goes "I'M CAPTAIN BASCH FON RONSENBERG OF DALMASCA." Gets amazingly annoying after a few times. And he says it nearly every time he talks.

 

[Psychochef]

Shadow the Hedgehog. "Gee, Sega Developer! We really like the Sonic series, but it just doesn't seem to be edgy enough for todays gaming demographic! No problem, Sega Executive! We'll make a game starring Shadow! And it'll be edgy because...he's black! And well have him curse! He'll say damn and heck! That'll be edgy enough for today's gamer!"

Yeah...so...how'd that work out?

 

[J'aen]

I thought you'd have more of a problem with the guns than the swearing.

 

[Psychochef]

There was already enough weaksauce on that taco, my friend. I didn't need to add any more.

 

[Necromaniacal]

Worst protagonist ever for me is undoubtebly Lara Croft.

She serves no purpose than to look like a lad.

Simple test of a bad protagonist, replace them with the complete oposite, but with the same abilities.

I.e Lara croft replaced with a Rugged athletic man, the game would still work perfectly.

 

[Necromaniacal]

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[Lord Krunk]

Yeah, that's ACTUAL Halo fanboys for you. I enjoyed the story. I didn't actually feel hatred for the Covenant, because they were misled from the beginning. (What am I saying? Mustn't unleash the now-dead fanboy in me)

They killed all those people you know.

Killed all what people?

 

[shatnershaman]

Yeah, that's ACTUAL Halo fanboys for you. I enjoyed the story. I didn't actually feel hatred for the Covenant, because they were misled from the beginning. (What am I saying? Mustn't unleash the now-dead fanboy in me)

They killed all those people you know.

Killed all what people?

The Covenant killed billions of people on hundreds of colonies.

 

[Lord Krunk]

Yeah, that's ACTUAL Halo fanboys for you. I enjoyed the story. I didn't actually feel hatred for the Covenant, because they were misled from the beginning. (What am I saying? Mustn't unleash the now-dead fanboy in me)

They killed all those people you know.

Killed all what people?

The Covenant killed billions of people on hundreds of colonies.

They were still misled. I mean, KILL CIVILISATIONS TO GO ON A ROAD TRIP! FIGHT FOR YOUR RELIGION!
They must have broken down at one point. That's why the Covenant is so successful.

Before you say that I am wrong, remember the REAL last scene in Halo 3 (The last scene and Legendary ending don't count):

Spoiler

The Covenant had a truce thingy after the Arbiter took charge. Making them good guys, and not actually losing.

 

[irrelevantnugget]

Carla Valenti.

First she goes off to chase a murderer, then eventually meets up with him once, then has sex with him that same night. The most peculiar thing is Lucas and what has happened to him in the meantime. That sick tramp.

 

[shatnershaman]

They were still misled. I mean, KILL CIVILISATIONS TO GO ON A ROAD TRIP! FIGHT FOR YOUR RELIGION!
They must have broken down at one point. That's why the Covenant is so successful.

Before you say that I am wrong, remember the REAL last scene in Halo 3 (The last scene and Legendary ending don't count):

Spoiler

The Covenant had a truce thingy after the Arbiter took charge. Making them good guys, and not actually losing.

Notice the line "I can't forgive you" just because there "religion" said so is no excuse (not going to point something out I could)

 

[TheRealLastDance]

I signed up to this website just for this.....and i cant believe NO1 has mentioned this douche bag yet.........

Desmond miles from assassins creed...what a stupid whining weak little girl. He cops all this crap from some old dude for no reason and just takes it like a beaten wife. I think he is the WEAKEST protagonist of all time....I believe he cant be beaten.

He's dull he's boring and the guy doing the voice acting was weak in his delivery and barely believable(the writing for his character didnt help).

 

[Lord Krunk]

They were still misled. I mean, KILL CIVILISATIONS TO GO ON A ROAD TRIP! FIGHT FOR YOUR RELIGION!
They must have broken down at one point. That's why the Covenant is so successful.

Before you say that I am wrong, remember the REAL last scene in Halo 3 (The last scene and Legendary ending don't count):

Spoiler

The Covenant had a truce thingy after the Arbiter took charge. Making them good guys, and not actually losing.

Notice the line "I can't forgive you" just because there "religion" said so is no excuse (not going to point something out I could)

Actually, yeah, it is an excuse, because WE used it as an excuse several times (Holy War mean anything to you? If not, arguably World War 2?).
And, yeah, if an alien species wipes out a continent and enacts mass genocide, you wouldn't forgive them. At least they're helpful in the end, when they realize that what they're doing is wrong.

 

[l33tabix]

ok well 3 things
1) Raiden is just the shittiest character ever made, ever.
2) Raiden is like raiden out of mortal kombat, raiden is a thunder god. The name comes from the original japanese name raijin except the americans say it wrong and say Ray-Den just like how a lot of americans say Ninja Gay-Den.
3) We all know raiden sucks arse so let's move on shall we?

 

[shatnershaman]

Actually, yeah, it is an excuse, because WE used it as an excuse several times (Holy War mean anything to you? If not, arguably World War 2?).
And, yeah, if an alien species wipes out a continent and enacts mass genocide, you wouldn't forgive them. At least they're helpful in the end, when they realize that what they're doing is wrong.

Its not an excuse no matter who uses it. Helpful at what? Master Chief carry's the whole "alliance" I mean where are my elite buddies? Like 3 once and they're terrible.(Don't get me started on how the Whole Fucking UNSC only has like 14 Marines!.) Do I get Grunts or Hunters? Nope. I wonder how they got past Reach's Orbital MAC guns when the "Fleets" were so weak (Air support anyone?)

 

[Livi70590]

Any Character in any Star Wars game.