Worst quotes you found in a game?
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"LIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"
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EDIT: It's strange that this topic is actually fresh and hasn't been used... There's a ton of "best quotes", but I can't find any "worst quotes" threads... I guess this thread is search bar friendly
AT LAST!
Do I need to say more?
EDIT: It's strange that this topic is actually fresh and hasn't been used... There's a ton of "best quotes", but I can't find any "worst quotes" threads... I guess this thread is search bar friendly
AT LAST!
Oh come on! "This time I break you" was awesome!... OK, it was really corny, but I loved it anyway. And this Batman was at least better than Christian "Throat-cancer" Bale.wonkey20 said:
I can't remember one specific quote, but there is the lengthy opening cutscene of Eternal Sonata where these two Oliver Tiwst like orphans think that simply asking their king for lower taxes that they can buy bread. Which is especially hard since that king in the game was an utter asshat.
'I will destroy everything, and resurect everything'- Said by the Emperor at the end of House of the Dead 2.
Just thinking about that statement logically that would be a pointless endevor (destroying everything and then bringing it back would just bring you back to where you were in the first place, it would just be a wasteful display of power).
Then there's the fact that it sounds like it's being said by one of those throat cancer guys with the artificial voice box.
From the same game we also have:
'GOLDMAN! Don't you know what you're doing!?'- Shouted (very weakly) by an AMS agent.
Of course, that's really going to make the big bad stop for a moment and think, 'you know what? You're right! I have made a huge mistake, thank you for telling me' (also, the voice actor sounds like he's twelve years old).
Just thinking about that statement logically that would be a pointless endevor (destroying everything and then bringing it back would just bring you back to where you were in the first place, it would just be a wasteful display of power).
Then there's the fact that it sounds like it's being said by one of those throat cancer guys with the artificial voice box.
From the same game we also have:
'GOLDMAN! Don't you know what you're doing!?'- Shouted (very weakly) by an AMS agent.
Of course, that's really going to make the big bad stop for a moment and think, 'you know what? You're right! I have made a huge mistake, thank you for telling me' (also, the voice actor sounds like he's twelve years old).
I remember nothing from that game, the cut-scenes where so boring that I fell asleep half the time. Although I do remember that anything Beat says is really stupid.SeanthePsycho said:
^ This, most definitely.D4zZ said:
And pretty much everything from Resident Evil Code: Veronica X.
Wesker's whole SHEER AMAZEMENT at Alexia waking up is priceless.
And then that quickly ends when he spots Chris Redfield on a computer screen and says, "Chris... oh little fishy, come see my hook." And then he releases the hunters. D:
Lol at the one that went ...Furburt said:
"D-don't kill me! Please don't kill meeeeeee ... but I suppose you have toooooooooooooo!"
and I vaguely remember some from Chase the Express on the PS1
"Here is this key card! I don't know what it does!" something like that anyway
Then you know the pain I was subjected too. Never before have I wanted to kill someone with so much irk. That and the 20 minute death scene, if you recall what I am referring too.HUBILUB said:
Also, for what its worth, anything said by Slippy Toad from Starfox 64. Come on, you all know you wanted to shoot the worthless idiot out of the sky so you wouldn't have to help him.
I must say, you've got a point there. It's a fantastic game mind you, but if you think Keanu Reeves is stoic, wait until you hear the Bat himself in B:AA. Emotions? What are these emotions you speak of?wonkey20 said:
O sweat heavens, and I thought Resident Evil was bad. That's just...wow.Furburt said:
You mean at the end where Polka won't shut up? When I first bought the game and saw that foreshadowing scene in the beginning, I said to myself "Oh no, a cute anime girl dies? Man, I bet the game will do everything to make me grow attached to her and then kill her so that I will be incredibly sad"SeanthePsycho said:
Then, after what seemed like an eternity of cut-scenes in which she proves to be nothing but a useless, bitching little girl, and the crowning moment is about to happen, she can't even give me the pleasure of watching her die without boring me to death with that stupid dialogue.
Although to the games defense, I liked the music.
lol at all of them, but yeah the one you mentioned was really funny...think I'll watch it again.Twofo said:
Edit: "Hold me if I'm dying...and vice versa okay?"
Female: "Oh, interested in my body aren't you?"
Male: "Not interested."
Female: "Oh, so you're into that."
Male: "I like girls, but now, its about justice." Combined with the crappy voice acting its pretty funny.
I feel strangely fulfilled by this sole fact.HUBILUB said:"LIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"
Do I need to say more?
EDIT: It's strange that this topic is actually fresh and hasn't been used... There's a ton of "best quotes", but I can't find any "worst quotes" threads... I guess this thread is search bar friendly