so he beat you with a lawn mower until you were 4? At least he's creative.pantallica95 said:Gee, i start high school in about 5 days so all these stories are REALLY making me look forward to this experience. But then funny stories my dad tells do the opposite.
But i go to a school where sports are EVERYTHING. And lucky me! I am blessed with zero athletic ability. Which i wouldnt mind if the school wasnt so focused on sports. So I am automatically downgraded as soon as i stepped in to the middle school to DORK!
But I have a temper, and i got sort of tallish/muscley-ish over this summer, so i should be left alone for the most part.
But my worst memory so far was probably when i got pissed and hit a kid in gym class just as the gym teacher was looking over. But it was unprovoked (physically at least) so i thought my dad was going to beat me. With a lawnmower. But nothing really happened other then the dissapointed talk. Dad's cooled off since i was 4.
kay i remembered another one.
During a gym class one afternoon, my teacher(the same one from the change room) was crippled. SHe had a cast on her foot, and as such all she did was get us to pass vollyballs to eachother whilest she sat in a chair and played with her hair. Now I don't know why, but my life is like the comedic harems you see in anime, only there are no girls, and the misunderstandings never get explained properly.
So, with my fantastic luck I got stuck with the douche bag showoff jock who has to hit th ball as hard as he can while at the same time demonstrating his terrible aim.
up goes went the ball
down came his fist
there goes another poorly aimed over powered spike which should've been followed by a snub rmemark, only this time it wasn't. SO I looked at where he was only to see him turned around and walking away.....?huh? what the? Whatever right? so i about face to go get teh ball. Instead I find a very pissed off cripple teacher with a ball sitting in her lap and her apparently very expensive glasses chipped and ruined.
I got detention. I didnt bother explaining, it would not have made a difference. And Im lazy.