In that vampires don't actually exist anyway, it's not fair to saw so and so got them wrong.Hyrulian Hero said:Book: The Twilight books. I can say this because I'm sure they got worse as they went on. I refuse to read them because I am straight and my IQ is larger than my shoe size. Vampires don't fucking sparkle! They kill people, fuck each other and get killed by Blade.. No glitter is involved in any of those activites.
Yet you're fine with the power of god melting Nazi faces in Raiders of the Lost Ark?Gizmo1990 said:For me it is these
Film: Indy 4 (Aliens in an indy movie? Stop screwing with us Lucas. And spialberg why did you not stop him?)
The missus was nagging me to put the Anita Blake books on this list. Never read them myself, but she tells me about them all. In intricate detailthaluikhain said:In that vampires don't actually exist anyway, it's not fair to saw so and so got them wrong.Hyrulian Hero said:Book: The Twilight books. I can say this because I'm sure they got worse as they went on. I refuse to read them because I am straight and my IQ is larger than my shoe size. Vampires don't fucking sparkle! They kill people, fuck each other and get killed by Blade.. No glitter is involved in any of those activites.
The books were awful, yes, but that's a seperate issue.
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Oh, nobody mentioned the Anita Blake books?
She's a necromancer that raises the dead to ask them about their wills and stuff, she also kills rogue vampires and has to deal with werecreature politics...and the books became increasingly about her having sex all the time.
Ha I remember the sequel was pretty much had a limited budget (set in the dark and little screentime for CGI bugs) and their guns that pretty much acted like a flashlight (shooting was just the light going on and off)Puddleknock said:Film: Starship Troopers 2 - the first was silly but fun, the second one is the worst film I've ever seen.
if you refuse to read them then how do you know that they suck?Hyrulian Hero said:Book: The Twilight books. I can say this because I'm sure they got worse as they went on. I refuse to read them because I am straight and my IQ is larger than my shoe size. Vampires don't fucking sparkle! They kill people, fuck each other and get killed by Blade.. No glitter is involved in any of those activities.