Worst Song Ever

[SergeantAnt]

oh so many to chose from.
number 1 is definatly friday obviously. oh god the horror
number 2 anything justin bieber sings
number 3 any new disny channel stars (jo bros, hannah montana, etc)

 

[MisterGobbles]

I actually enjoy a lot of modern pop music (for what it is anyway).

In my opinion, all the truly bad stuff crosses into "so bad it's good" territory. The worst songs are the ones that are just completely unoriginal and boring.

...but I'm going to go with "Like a G6". Just...no.

 

[gorfias]

I'm in trouble: I'm kinda liking these people too.... So much for my taste.

Maybe it was just a bad show or just not their audience. I'm sure that some of my dislike of them stems from the atmosphere of the show and just sticks out in my memories(kinda like if you see a movie with a good crowd it'll seem better). And besides I'm no music authority so your taste is alive and well.

Phew, thanks! Anyone can have a bad show too, and that may be what you caught.

I walked out of a "monsters of rock" show in Germany once. It was likely awesome, I just wasn't in the mood. When that happens even 1/2 decent music is going to fall flat for you. That happens too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qym8-TioyiU self-explanatory

Uh oh... again, I kinda like this. Better after a martini maybe?

I liked conans better.

I gotta let my kids see this. As much as they hate Friday, they love the Colbert version. They will get a kick out of Conan's too. I love his lyrics in the way they mirror the inane quality of the original.

 

[twistedmic]

So, my kids tell me Friday is the worst song ever.


But the parody is pretty damn good!

A song that can result in a parody this good can't be all bad.

No, the worst song ever (confirmed by the comicbook, "The Maxx") is....


Disagree? What is the worst ever by you?

I don't know, I have heard 'Mmmbop' by Hanson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE
Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXooLQBN3F4
And the most vile song I've ever heard My heart will go on (the goddamn fucking Titanic "theme song") by Celine Deion. You will have to find it for yourself somewhere online because I refuse to see any part of the music video or even hear one single, solitary note of that cursed song.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

Kardashian's, 'Jam (Turn it up)'?

 

[punksnotdead]

Poker Face by Lady Gaga.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bESGLojNYSo


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtZYMutLhF4

 

[Feralcentaur]

Oddly enough, I had something like this as a school project recently, and I picked this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSZUCWl-Xng many shed a tear in the beauty of it that day.

 

[thatguy1]

I'm not sure if it's really bad but I personally can't stand "Cat Scratch Fever" By Ted Nugent.

 

[Gentleman_Reptile]

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!

Heres a nice detox that everyone can enjoy after being assaulted by all this turd music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH0eQa09bmM

 

[DktrAgonizer]

How about the scientifically most annoying song in the world?
It's long, though. Like really long. But hey, opera rap!

 

[Ice Car]

Imma go ahead and say Rebecca Black anyway. Worst song I've heard.

A lot of people sing that song at school on Friday to piss people off though, which is funny.

 

[Merkavar]

at the moment my vote goes to rebeca blacks friday. her singing is so nausal. it hurts my ears. is she related to the nanny?

From the same people that did Rebecca Black

This must be some part of an evil plan by someone, but what is their point?

ok so thats equally as bad as friday

 

[MisterGobbles]

Kardashian's, 'Jam (Turn it up)'?

You win, sir. That's fucking horrifying.

I actually like that "My Jeans" song WAAAAY more than Friday. Sure it's annoying, but at least it's more interesting.

 

[Harry Mason]

How about the scientifically most annoying song in the world?
It's long, though. Like really long. But hey, opera rap!

That's so catchy! I can't get it out of my head.
My head hurts. Ow. MY BRAIN IS ON FIRE AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!

At about 3:30 it totally sounds like the Flaming lips...

 

[Kortney]

I vote for this:

 

[SonOfStayPuft]

I don't know what's more disturbing about that Rebecca Black song, the actual song itself or the fact that there's a Big Black Rapper driving around at night with a 13 year old girl in his Car.
Plus, how are her friends driving? They're 13?!?

Anyway, I must win this with my effort.Plus they're all completely f*cking dog ugly!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGwB-f1xfxM

If you can make it to 2:40 then it makes Friday look like a Masterpiece.

 

[000jinx]

The worst song ever to anyone that had to hear it that damn summer... fall... winter...ack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne7fPpxAnuM

We Are The World...

 

[punksnotdead]

From the same people that did Rebecca Black
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwT_2QQU64]

I'm changing my vote because for one: this song sucks legions of balls so bad, and two: Most importantly, that song is the musical personification of every thing I hate and and stand against. At least in "Poker Face" (my original vote) Gaga doesn't conform (I hate conforming) and expresses her self, unlike in "My Jeans" were some 12 year old that's driving a car for some reason wears certain jeans because some asshole famous person wears them, and to make matters worse, she does this because it would be cool and she wants to be popular. This is not expressing yourself, its being a shallow little *****. Things like this make me want to cry, scream, vomit, or punch somebody in the face. I almost did all of those things at once.

 

[BreakfastMan]

I would have to say... This:

Do I win?

 

[Icaruss]

So bad it's good

Ha! Ladies and gentleman we have our winner.