Worst song you've ever heard?

[glider4]

Oh, and by the way, I feel like taking the piss out of my own fandom's music for some reason, so let's dump a few more turds out there:

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You judge which is most shite.

Ahhh... brony music. Music mostly made by people who aren't good enough to get into the indie or mainstream scene so they make songs about ponies. The only "famous" brony musician I like is SoGreatAndPowerful, and I still think that he'd to much better if he just moved away and did some original work.

OT: I'm going to give another vote for "I whip my hair back and forth".

I actually like a lot of brony music. Silva hound, Alex S, Sim gretina and Archie are all great in my opinion. Also there is this song I heard played on the radio a few times and It's litterally so bad I'm surprised that even the avarage top 40 listener is listening to this

 

[CrazyGirl17]

"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer". Why, just... WHY?! It's not funny, it's just...sick!

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

I know it's a cover of a cover, but seriously. Malakah's version of The Dragonbourne comes was SOOOOOOO GOOD. Then fucking Christina Grimmie decides to 'cover' her cover and ruin it. Her voice is just utterly grating. I cannot stand her, or her music in general. I hate it.

 

[Resetti's_Replicas]

Drake has this songthat has a really loud buzzing noise. I have no idea which one and can't be fucked to listen to them. More than the worst song, it's the worst NOISE I've ever heard.

 

[Sir Pootis]

I found this new one, I don't know why, but it's just agonizing for me to listen to. I might just be weird, though.

 

[game-lover]

ROFL!!!

I'm sure I've read this thread before but today I decided to listen to a nice portion of songs mentioned.

Because I tend to like people that everyone hates: Justin Bieber, Chris Brown, Rebecca Black, Nickelback, etc. So I mostly expected that I was going to like most of what everyone put up here.

OMFG. That did not happen. The first page of this thread alone!!! One of the songs is just one guy talking in autotune while the other is screaming. Another is just screeching through a beat that sounds nice but doesn't go together. Can you say discombobulation?

Then there's the group who mixed alternative Rock and Metal in the same song. Yeah... that didn't mesh very well either. Better than the others though.

Gotta say, I never expected this to happen. I can say now I agree with the majority on some areas. Who would have thought?

 

[glider4]

Did we all forget about Nicki Minaj. Her song, Stupid Hoe, is the worst piece of shit to ever grace my ears. All of her songs are the epitome of shit.
[http://photobucket.com/images/Nicki%20Minaj]

Luckily, nobody will give a shit about her in a couple of years. The bad news is that we will get another person just like her. If you seriously need an explanation as to why her songs suck, well then just chop off your ears. You have lost the right to listen to music.

I would like to point out that she also considers "boobs boobs boobs boobs lotta boobs" to be good song writing.

OT: Anything Will.i.am has made recently; "Scream & Shout", "#thatPOWER" (yes, the song's title contains a Twitter hashtag), and pretty much anything else on his album #willpower (the album name also contains a hashtag. Great). Though the worst thing to come out of any of these things was the "Scream & Shout" remix.


The previously mentioned "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke is a contender for the most musically boring pop song of 2013. If you pay close attention to the instrumentation, you will notice that absolutely NOTHING is going on. And, as many critics have pointed out, it also might be the most rapey-sounding song this year as well. Both versions of the video are shit, too.

Will.I.am is terrible in general. He has not talent yet is called a "genius" for using other people's talent to get where he is. He recently got in legal trouble for stealing Rebound by Arty and Mat zo. He didn't even give Mat Zo credit

 

[A'tuin]

This guy I knew "recommended" me Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music. Rolling Stone has reviewed the album as "nothing more than ear-wrecking electronic sludge, guaranteed to clear any room of humans in record time." I tried to listen one song that lasts 14 minutes, I literally had trouble breathing and this unexplainable anxiety after 1-2 minutes. The regular horror movie/game music got nothing on Metal Machine Music in terms of creating the "I want to get the hell out of here now" feeling.

I do not recommend clicking this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Vy4VRRO30

 

[A'tuin]

Did we all forget about Nicki Minaj. Her song, Stupid Hoe, is the worst piece of shit to ever grace my ears. All of her songs are the epitome of shit.
[http://photobucket.com/images/Nicki%20Minaj]

Luckily, nobody will give a shit about her in a couple of years. The bad news is that we will get another person just like her. If you seriously need an explanation as to why her songs suck, well then just chop off your ears. You have lost the right to listen to music.

Like some genius said about her music video: "this porn has awful soundtrack"

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

Anything by Cher Lloyd and most of Will.i.am's (or however you spell it) discordant stuff like Dirty Bit or Scream and Shout. The discordant stuff is just... ugly sounding in every way possible...

Cher Lloyd... I didn't listen to for an extended period of time, just caught an audio "glimpse" of her while watching Todd in the Shadows and dayum... I did not like what I heard... like... really... so bad.

Oh... and I really REALLY hate "All Summer Long" from Kid Rock... because every time it comes on in a bar I THINK it's going to be the much superior "Werewolves of London" so I get ready to sing along... but no... it's almost always Kid Rock... and then I die a little inside.

 

[krazykidd]

I can't believe there was a video for this song . It was the first thing i thought of when i read the thread title.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I'm sorry, but he's violating metal, rap, and electronic music, all at once. While looking like a complete douche.