Worst Super Power Ever?

[blobin]

Not quite the Bruce Banner thread http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.113917?page=2

but more what would be the power you just wouldn't want or would be distinctively underwhelmed if u got it.

For me talking to animals would be pretty dissapointing, but then Flight just isn't unique anymore, and martial arts masters aren't exactly super heroes...

 

[Kaijj]

The power to make your eye brows grow into wings. But that might actually be awesome...

 

[sky14kemea]

the ability to times any 2 numbers together in my head really fast...

but then, there are people that can do that O-o scary

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Being superman would be pretty dissapointing, everyone and their mums have cryptonight. You can imagine some little 3 year old kid saying to superman "hey superman, wanna see something cool" then chasing him down the street with a handfull of cryptonight as superman runs away crying like a girl

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

The power to vomit out your internal organs and painfully return them into your body.

 

[Lazarus Long]

Was it an issue of "What The?!" that had Sue Storm as the Visible Girl, able to make her skin transparent?

Talking to animals might not let you rule the world, but it would get you one of several great careers, and these days, job-finding is practically a super power.

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

Being superman would be pretty dissapointing, everyone and their mums have cryptonight. You can imagine some little 3 year oild kid saying to superman "hey superman, wanna see something cool" then chasing him down the street with a handfull of cryptonight as superman runs away crying like a girl

Yeah, but the last laugh's on them. Kryptonite is carcinogenic to humans. Just ask Lex.

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

Was it an issue of "What The?!" that had Sue Storm as the Visible Girl, able to make her skin transparent?

Talking to animals might not let you rule the world, but it would get you one of several great careers, and these days, job-finding is practically a super power.

What about that flaming guy who's skin painfully catches on fire?

 

[Aura Guardian]

Talking to fish and other sea animals.

 

[LCP]

Talking to fish and other sea animals.

but who doesn't want the powers of spongebob?

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Being superman would be pretty dissapointing, everyone and their mums have cryptonight. You can imagine some little 3 year oild kid saying to superman "hey superman, wanna see something cool" then chasing him down the street with a handfull of cryptonight as superman runs away crying like a girl

Yeah, but the last laugh's on them. Kryptonite is carcinogenic to humans. Just ask Lex.

Carcinogenic=big word that i don't understand

What if they were wearing rubber gloves.

Also, the power to levitate 2 inches above the ground and not move whilst doing it would be most usefull, yes it would

 

[blobin]

The power to make your eye brows grow into wings. But that might actually be awesome...

depends if they'd actually fly and not be ridiculously painful

 

[Panken]

Was it an issue of "What The?!" that had Sue Storm as the Visible Girl, able to make her skin transparent?

Talking to animals might not let you rule the world, but it would get you one of several great careers, and these days, job-finding is practically a super power.

What about that flaming guy who's skin painfully catches on fire?

That is the Venture Brothers.

Also, ability to make grass grow, just a little bit. Not alot, just a bit.

 

[Lazarus Long]

Was it an issue of "What The?!" that had Sue Storm as the Visible Girl, able to make her skin transparent?

What about that flaming guy who's skin painfully catches on fire?

And I can only imagine the pain if Reed cramps up like I do when I stretch.

 

[Agayek]

The ability to make my fingernails grow or shrink on demand.

 

[RavingPenguin]

melting, not your environment but yourself.
Im on a creative dryspell...

 

[Datalord]

The power to fart flames, that would suck, its like, thanks for the burrito, *fart noise*, OUCH, MY *SS, and you'd burn through your pants

 

[t3h m3ss1ah]

 

[Sewer Rat]

The power to repair bicycles
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