Worst super power?

[ShotgunShaman]

We've seen plenty of "what super power do you want" threads. Time to do exactly not that. What superpowers would you hate to have?

I'll start: Afraid-of-pain man!

 

[Vorpals]

Being able to frame a picture with your feet.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Having your genitals come alive and strangle you to death while taking your money.......

 

[ShotgunShaman]

Having your genitals come alive and strangle you to death while taking your money.......

how would that work for a woman?

 

[AdjectiveAnimal]

That guy from He-man who can make his neck longer.

 

[Vorpals]

Being able to frame a picture with your feet.

Who says that's useless? That's awsome!

Well, the only benefit it could provide in my mind is if you have no arms and need a job, and thus you create a business based around that power.

But that's being very creative and optimistic.

 

[MoganFreeman]

Hands that talk.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Having your genitals come alive and strangle you to death while taking your money.......

how would that work for a woman?

Uhhhhh, women don't have super powers..... duh!

 

[Vorpals]

Being able to frame a picture with your feet.

Who says that's useless? That's awsome!

Well, the only benefit it could provide in my mind is if you have no arms and need a job, and thus you create a business based around that power.

But that's being very creative and optimistic.

Why not do that sort of thing on the street? Wow people with your awsome feet! Which will then no doubt make it to the porn scene (much like everything else does)! You'd be rich!

In my mind, the power doesn't let you do anything else extraordinary with your feet other than frame pictures, but there's an idea.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Having your genitals come alive and strangle you to death while taking your money.......

how would that work for a woman?

Uhhhhh, women don't have super powers..... duh!

How about they have teeth?

NOM NOM NOM!

I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit.....

Wasn't there supposidely a movie coming out based on this? What ever happend to it or was it fake?

 

[thiosk]

Having your genitals come alive and strangle you to death while taking your money.......

how would that work for a woman?

fallopian tubes

crazy shit that makes japan seem normal

 

[ShotgunShaman]

It would still hurt like a biatch...