My Best friend. Gears of War on Insane was pure torture. He made the mine cart ride so much more difficult than it had to be. And also Wynne from Dragon Age. ***** couldn't heal for shit. I had to take control of her for the final battle.
Worst team-mate ever
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Maybe not in terms of dumb AI but....
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My friend Dan's brother's mate, who shall be known as Gonad. Nothing fills you with dread more than hearing over your team mic:
Gonad- 'what button is take cover?'
Dan's brother - 'its A.'
Gonad - 'what button is the chainsaw?'
Dan's brother - 'B'
Gonad - 'WOAH! What happened?!'
Me - 'I think you just got two-pieced...'
Dan - 'Have you actually played Gears of War 2 before?'
Gonad - 'Nope. Oh THIS is Gears of War...its good.'
Me - (sob sob sob)
Gonad- 'what button is take cover?'
Dan's brother - 'its A.'
Gonad - 'what button is the chainsaw?'
Dan's brother - 'B'
Gonad - 'WOAH! What happened?!'
Me - 'I think you just got two-pieced...'
Dan - 'Have you actually played Gears of War 2 before?'
Gonad - 'Nope. Oh THIS is Gears of War...its good.'
Me - (sob sob sob)
One day I was playing BF1943 and I decided to go to a plane and when I was taking off a noob bashed a jeep into me and I got pushed of a cliff and died, I was so annoyed.
Any teammate in Battlefield or any similar FPS games where they steal a vehicle because they think they deserve having it when it should be in the hands of a more capable user. Especially for helicopters or any kind of aircraft since you see said teammate crash it and try to get it once it respawns.
I remember playing SOCOM back in my army days. Being a cav scout I was decently trained in, I guess you could say infiltration techniques. I mean, I wasn't a Solid Snake, but I knew how to move through danger areas.
That being said, either the first or second level of the game involves two (two man) teams of SEALS infiltrating a cargo ship. I'm standing behind a cargo container, there's an open and exposed area between it, and the next adjacent container. Guards are nearby. I sprint through the exposed area (as one is supposed to, you should not linger in an exposed position for very long.) I make it to the next and turn back to see how team 2 is moving.
I look and see Boomer (the team 2 leader) CRAWLING through the exposed and lit area. The guards see him, and kill him, stealth goes out the window.
I learned very early on to start every mission in that game by putting two bullets into team B's skulls.
That being said, either the first or second level of the game involves two (two man) teams of SEALS infiltrating a cargo ship. I'm standing behind a cargo container, there's an open and exposed area between it, and the next adjacent container. Guards are nearby. I sprint through the exposed area (as one is supposed to, you should not linger in an exposed position for very long.) I make it to the next and turn back to see how team 2 is moving.
I look and see Boomer (the team 2 leader) CRAWLING through the exposed and lit area. The guards see him, and kill him, stealth goes out the window.
I learned very early on to start every mission in that game by putting two bullets into team B's skulls.
In Scribblenauts, one of the reasons that game fails is the friendly AI, because of their outstanding stupidity. For example, characters wearing heavy armor will follow you into water, so I have to put a bloody wall in front of them to stop them moving, and when I need them I need to airlift them to where they need to go myself.
I remember an occasion in one of the new TF2 maps, where every one of both team's bots got stuck in a corner in the spawn room. In the end it was quite fun to do 2vs2. We won in the end, mostly because one person on the other team was an engie, and i destroyed every building he tried to put up. And i got a lot of kills in the humiliation phase because i knew where all of their hapless bots would be. good times.
Sort of balanced in terms of bad ai, since the enemy was equally blighted.
Sort of balanced in terms of bad ai, since the enemy was equally blighted.
even though i was sad when it fell to its "Death" i felt a bit of relief know i wont have to deal with it anymore.