Worst thing your cat has ever typed

[Tharwen]

My cat just took a shortcut across my keyboard to get onto my bed for a long nap. It made me think that there must be some interesting cat-keyboard stories out here.

What's yours?

 

[sirdanrhodes]

My dog (back when I had one) managed to alt + f4. As well as a few other things.

 

[wooty]

Mine managed to print of 5 sheets of a full post match report from Liverpoolfc.tv by hitting Ctrl+P,
im now never without knowing in detail what happened against Aston Villa in 2008

clever boy

 

[chippp]

My dog once crouched me when playing COD4 online and i narrowly dodged a sniper shot.
Thats what I get for letting him sit on my lap and watch me play.

 

[Lexodus]

My dog jumped on a phone and dialed 666.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

His suicide note, the grammar was atrocious...still don't know how he tied that little noose.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

My hamster once managed to type ur 5 whilst gallivanting across my keyboard...

 

[Tharwen]

My dog jumped on a phone and dialed 666.

Interesting... My dog ate my phone.

 

[orangebandguy]

My cat couldn't type anything, although he sometimes changed TV channels by sitting on the remote.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Child pornography, I went to court and they didn't believe me

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/unleashed/2009/08/man-blames-cat-child-pornography.html

Okay it wasn't me but I think that is the worst thing a cat has ever typed

 

[Numb1lp]

This one guy got caught with child porn, and then blamed his cat on it for typing on the keyboard while he was sleeping.

 

[similar.squirrel]

I think one of them opened Norton once, somehow. That's quite bad.

 

[Tharwen]

Child pornography, I went to court and they didn't believe me

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/unleashed/2009/08/man-blames-cat-child-pornography.html

Okay it wasn't me but I think that is the worst thing a cat has ever typed

So the cat somehow selectively accidentally downloaded illegal files...



That sounds likely

 

[oppp7]

My cat doesn't get on the keyboard. If it did it would have a nice visit from the squirt bottle...

 

[The Rockerfly]

So the cat somehow selectively accidentally downloaded illegal files...



That sounds likely

Oh how I wish the person got away with this, it would just make me laugh and die so much

 

[Phoenix1213]

My cat sometimes sits on the ctrl key without me realizing it. Most of the time I begin to think my computer is acting up and shut it off before I realize it was the cat at the corner of my keyboard that was causing it.

 

[Ryuk2]

Interesting... My dog ate my phone.

My dog ate my homework.
And my cat wrote ''WASD'' on keyboard when Word was open, i think he does like to play games with WASD controls.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I keep my cat out of my room (where my PC is).

 

[Proteus214]

My cats always stayed away from the keyboard. They were always more interested in sleeping on top of the monitor where it was warm.

 

[DarkLordofDevon]

My cat managed to accidently write and submited a scientific paper on particle wave theory to a rather prestigious physics conference. My, such a curfuffle when he turned up to do his speech. He tried to bluff his way through it, but it was quite clear by the end he had no idea what he was talking about.