Worst thing you've ever tasted?

Sean Hollyman

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So we've all eaten something horrible that we really, really hated, so what's yours?

I once ate a garlic mushroom, thinking it was a chicken nugget.

Ugh.

I gagged. A lot.
 

Generalissimo

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fast food fish cakes

in fact, fish cakes in general.

i fail to see the appeal of a thin breaded layer containing a gunky substance that tastes so salty and fishy, your heart nearly stops from sheer disgust.

i took one bite, and delivered a pavement pizza outside the place i bought the wretched thing from.
 

ReservoirAngel

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Vagina.

No, that's a joke. I've never sampled one of those.

Being serious, the worst thing I've ever tasted was, and I'm still not sure why I did this to begin with, a full pint glass of luke-warm chicken fat.
 

Kironcho

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I can't really make up my mind about the worse thing I tasted. I've tasted a lot of bad things, and it's difficult to choose a winner.

I will say that I hate fish, or any aquatic animal. If it swims in the sea, I probably won't like it. Fish smell awful, too, and I just can't enjoy my food if someone else in the room is eating fish. It really makes me gag.

And for some reason, when I pop a fish in my mouth, I get this awful feeling like the fish might start moving of its own accord in my mouth, like it just suddenly came back to life when I started to eat it. It sounds really stupid on paper, but it's a horrible, horrible feeling, and it makes me really anxious and sick.

Now that I think about it, I can recall something that almost made me throw up on the floor. My family and I were having tea (or 'dinner') and we were having this Indian themed meal. On my plate was this brown thing. I thought it was some kind of chicken ball, and chewed it. Turns out it was this kind of goopy liquid protected by a thin, crusty shell. I gagged and spat it back out onto my plate, and rushed to rinse my mouth out. Euuugh.

Also, me and steaks don't really get along. I tend to choke a lot on steak.
 

Jonluw

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Me and some friends mixed glasses full of cod liver oil, coffee grounds, orange flavoured vitamin drink and various other shit.
I remember throwing up.
 

Spoonius

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I once made my brother a coffee, fish oil, orange juice and toothpaste milkshake. XD
 

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My parents insist I eat a brustle sprout before I leave the table when I was young. I couldn't even chew it I got it in my mouth and the taste was so bad I puked all over my plate.
 

CynicalB

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"Súrsaðir hrútspungar"

The testicles of rams pressed in blocks, boiled and cured in lactic acid.
 

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I_am_a_Spoon said:
I once made my brother a coffee, fish oil, orange juice and toothpaste milkshake. XD
ಠ_ಠ

I did weightlifting a couple of years ago. My partner convinced me to invest in a huge bucket of creatine powder in order to boost our peformance. The stuff worked by dissolving it in water and then consuming it. It tasted like PUKE...
 

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Grapefruit or Cranberries.. i hate that bitter flavour and its really hard to get out of your mouth its like BLERGH.. jeez ive had Black Pudding and even that was more edible then the bitterness of those 2
 

Dags90

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Campari on the rocks is up there. So supremely bitter. Acquired taste my ass.
 

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I can't really remember the worst thing I've tasted (must of block it out of my mind) but bitter melon is one of them. I just hate the fact that dad sometime serve them for dinner as I clearly eat very little of them.
 

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Jonluw said:
Me and some friends mixed glasses full of cod liver oil, coffee grounds, orange flavoured vitamin drink and various other shit.
I remember throwing up.
I_am_a_Spoon said:
I once made my brother a coffee, fish oil, orange juice and toothpaste milkshake. XD
Wow...

OT: Unsweetened baker's chocolate. That shit is nasty.
 

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ReservoirAngel said:
Vagina.

No, that's a joke. I've never sampled one of those.
If you've ever had surströmming... It's rather similar in taste, only refined, taken out of any pleasing context (hurr hurr) and with all the awfulness magnified.

It's horrid. Hoooorrid... No matter how drunk you are. Hell, the tins look like little troopmines, and they need to be opened inside a bucket of water to prevent spraying. That's how much surströmming hates your guts.

It's basically fermented fish. Aye, fermented, basically mummified.
 

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ReservoirAngel said:
Vagina.

No, that's a joke. I've never sampled one of those.

Being serious, the worst thing I've ever tasted was, and I'm still not sure why I did this to begin with, a full pint glass of luke-warm chicken fat.
I will counter that by seriously saying sperm tastes yucky.
The things I do for love...


Anyway, my sister got me to try Rollmops. I think I spat it out and nearly threw up x_x
Apart from that I don't think I've any disgusting food.
 

ReservoirAngel

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EeveeElectro said:
ReservoirAngel said:
Vagina.

No, that's a joke. I've never sampled one of those.

Being serious, the worst thing I've ever tasted was, and I'm still not sure why I did this to begin with, a full pint glass of luke-warm chicken fat.
I will counter that by seriously saying sperm tastes yucky.
If I didn't have other more pointless shit to do I could so argue with that...
 

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durian fruit
smells horrid like buring rotten garbage and tastes like raw onion ice cream


WHY DO SOME PEOPLE EAT THIS WILLINGLY

runners up would be vegimite and cat food (dont ask)
 

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This might sound weird to many, but I cannot eat/enjoy ranch dressing.

Why? Because...

...it burns. IT BURNS! On my tongue, to be precise. Not so bad in the sense that it will harm me, but it is just plain uncomfortable to bear. Every time I order a salad, I always ask for the dressing on the side. More times than not, it's mixed with the salad and I would feel dumb returning a salad or not eating it. So I bear through, for as long as I can; which is usually half the damn bowl.