Worst Unlockable Characters

[JBarracudaL]

Well, I've played with both of them, and I like Yoda better. When I randomly mash buttons, I can pull off some really cool tricks.

Fair enough, I'm probably just bitter from leaping accidentally out of stage with him around 20 times during story and arcade mode.

 

[Unholykrumpet]

luigi in Super smash bros. He's been a joke character in nearly all the games (Yes, I know in melee he was an alright character because of his flaming B-up attack, but he's definitely near the lowest on the tier still. He's even worse in brawl and the original. Worse, they run with the strange idea that Luigi is gay, and incorporate that stereotype of weakness into all his attacks. It's rather annoying.

 

[Ago Iterum]

Oddjob.

Remember, the absolute #1 Goldeneye House Rule: "No Oddjob".

Haha! Oddjob was awesome! My rule was 'You HAVE to be oddjob, and no weapons other than the hat'

What a hero...

 

[Ace of Spades]

Well, I've played with both of them, and I like Yoda better. When I randomly mash buttons, I can pull off some really cool tricks.

Fair enough, I'm probably just bitter from leaping accidentally out of stage with him around 20 times during story and arcade mode.

Haha, I did that once when my my friend side-stepped my attempt at a throw.

 

[Kiereek]

The worst was definately Borot or what ever his name was from Power Quest. He had no specials, moved very slowly, could not jump, and only had one attack, a very slow and weak karate chop. He killed my enthusiasm for that game for a while.

 

[StickManRampage]

Leon from DOA2 on, he has the exact same moves as bayman, and is still slow as hell.

Him and Spartan 458 from DOA4, me and my friends fuckin spent an entire day tryin to unlock Alpha 152 becuz we were forced to kick the shit out of her all day (btw i had the game beat with all but 6 ppl) that damn plasma ***** was kickin our ass all day but once we finally beat the game with everyone we get a fuckin spartan... and it wasnt even master chief...

 

[sneakypenguin]

Oddjob.

Remember, the absolute #1 Goldeneye House Rule: "No Oddjob".

which neatly follows up to the absolute #1 Timesplitters rule: "No Monkeys"

Ninja monkey all the way baby, blowing people away from their kneecaps was never more satisfying. I had a tendency to play as oddjob to....... Maybe i'm just a cheater

 

[acebrainbuster]

Mokap from Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance. Do I even need to explain how stupid the idea of a guy in a motion capture suit, in a Mortal kombat game is?

he really did suck i think he was just a fill in for the creaters loseing ideas... hell even on of the creaters wore the suit and he looked just like the guy

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Marth in SSBB...who cares? Also, why have three characters from Starfox with exactly the same final smash?

you sir, need to be burned at the stake you dirty filesharing communist! Marth was the best character in Melee, and even when he got gimped, he is one of the best characters in Brawl! SCUM!
SCUUUUUM!

Ahem. as you can see i love marth. I used to be unbeatable with him in melee, and im damn near unbeatable around my friends with him in brawl. I'll tell you who i am very much beatable with though...Bowser. I never really used him but my GOD did they gimp him something heinous in brawl. he is just such a bad character now.

crap, was he a starter character? because if he was, then ill go for Roy. He was just a fail version of marth in melee. How can you be stronger than marth, but slower and lighter?

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Falco in SSBB, there really is NO reason for him to be in the game. He moves like Fox, attacks like Fox and has the same smash as Fox, he serves NO purpose. At least Wolf plays a little differently.

Yes and no. Falco throws his deflector instead of having it generate a field around him. He also falls faster and is, allegedly, stronger. You are right in saying that Wolf plays much differently than either of them though.

what in the crap are you talking about? Falco was slower, there was no way in hell falco is faster than fox. But he IS beter, thats for sure.

Anyhu, everyone knows its all about Zamus, she's justs seven shades of Pwn.

And i don't know who brought it up, but my god man oddjob was just a universally banned character. There was a time when people used to run up to you, crouch and cheetah chop ur shins unil you were dead, and the worst thing? You actually couldnt even look down far enough to hit him. GOD

The worst unlockable character ever was Boo in SSB for Gamecube. Seriously, it takes forever to get him and then he doesn't even really work once you have him.

You got Boo in Super Smash Bros Melee? did i miss something?

like hell you did. Toast wtf are u smoking? Boo was not in smash bros, not even if you use an action replay disc (trust me i know, you could get giga bowser tho, which was just ridiculous).

 

[darktheif28]

The worst unlockable character ever was Boo in SSB for Gamecube. Seriously, it takes forever to get him and then he doesn't even really work once you have him.

please explain how in the hell you can get Boo in super smash bros.

 

[darktheif28]

luigi in Super smash bros. He's been a joke character in nearly all the games (Yes, I know in melee he was an alright character because of his flaming B-up attack, but he's definitely near the lowest on the tier still. He's even worse in brawl and the original. Worse, they run with the strange idea that Luigi is gay, and incorporate that stereotype of weakness into all his attacks. It's rather annoying.

How dare you mock luigi

 

[Not Good]

Falco in SSBB, there really is NO reason for him to be in the game. He moves like Fox, attacks like Fox and has the same smash as Fox, he serves NO purpose. At least Wolf plays a little differently.

Falco took Fox's blaster from SSB1 and he moves slower... his fire attack thing charges faster, and his dash covers less distance. That last one was a sell for me as I always over shot with Fox and died.

 

[gmer412]

SSB: Roy, Ness(SSBB), Lucario, GAW. Seriously. Why Lucario?

 

[Not Good]

luigi in Super smash bros. He's been a joke character in nearly all the games (Yes, I know in melee he was an alright character because of his flaming B-up attack, but he's definitely near the lowest on the tier still. He's even worse in brawl and the original. Worse, they run with the strange idea that Luigi is gay, and incorporate that stereotype of weakness into all his attacks. It's rather annoying.

How dare you mock luigi

You can't ignore the fact that his Final Smash is ZA WARUDO and kicks ass.

 

[Not Good]

SSB: Roy, Ness(SSBB), Lucario, GAW. Seriously. Why Lucario?

To Replace Mewtwo.

 

[AceDiamond]

Falco in SSBB, there really is NO reason for him to be in the game. He moves like Fox, attacks like Fox and has the same smash as Fox, he serves NO purpose. At least Wolf plays a little differently.

Yes and no. Falco throws his deflector instead of having it generate a field around him. He also falls faster and is, allegedly, stronger. You are right in saying that Wolf plays much differently than either of them though.

what in the crap are you talking about? Falco was slower, there was no way in hell falco is faster than fox. But he IS beter, thats for sure.

I said falls faster. i.e. he drops like a rock tied to a boulder when he's in the air. And he is not better. The last 10 people who have attempted to tell me that have promptly ate their words after a session

 

[xitel]

Pichu in Melee, without a doubt. Even his trophy has nothing good to say about him. "He's weak. Easy to kill. Hurts himself with most of his attacks. Your best bet is to run around the stage using items."

Oh god, Pichu needs to die. Not really hard to pull off, but he really does. And Peach in Brawl. Worthless, although hillarious to kill people with.

 

[Rodyille]

Sonic the Hedgehog in SSBB he's useless I can hardly beat any 9th level characters with him when in melee I could defeat 3 9's all on to me with Roy and the controls are almost identical I get so damn frustrated...

 

[James Raynor]

Falco in SSBB, there really is NO reason for him to be in the game. He moves like Fox, attacks like Fox and has the same smash as Fox, he serves NO purpose. At least Wolf plays a little differently.

Falco took Fox's blaster from SSB1 and he moves slower... his fire attack thing charges faster, and his dash covers less distance. That last one was a sell for me as I always over shot with Fox and died.

Not to mention he kicks his reflector out, which damages and will knockback/trip.

luigi in Super smash bros. He's been a joke character in nearly all the games (Yes, I know in melee he was an alright character because of his flaming B-up attack, but he's definitely near the lowest on the tier still. He's even worse in brawl and the original. Worse, they run with the strange idea that Luigi is gay, and incorporate that stereotype of weakness into all his attacks. It's rather annoying.

He's actually middle tier.

He's better then the following (According to tier list):

24. Peach
25. Ike
26. Sheik
27. Lucas
28. Ness
29. Mario
30. Pokémon Trainer
31. Samus
32. Yoshi
33. Sonic
34. Jigglypuff
35. Ganondorf
36. Link
37. Captain Falcon