Worst Wake Up Ever

[butternut]

I've had 3 pretty bad experiences...

1. My 6 year old cousin diving onto my bed at 5am yelling "WAKE UP! SILLY SLEEPY"

2. The next night, Above cousin had tampered with my Alarm clock setting it off at max volume at 1.20am and I was having an early night because of the night before.

3. My last but far worst wake up was in the halls of residence at university, (at least 100 miles betweeb me and my cousin) the fire alarm was set off at 4am, its a proper loud one that fills the room with flashing red lights that only proceeded to add more panic on top of my existing panic. I must have screamed like a girl... >.<

 

[Stein Inge]

Fell asleep with the remote control to my stereo in my bed.

woke up to this on full blast:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDsffEtoF9A

 

[Legendairy314]

Woke up my cat vomiting 2 feet away from me...on my bed.

 

[Imbechile]

LOL I happens to me a lot actually, although i ony cun circulation to my wrist and only to 4 fingers

 

[Outright Villainy]

Waking up yesterday with my entire arm numb. I mean I literally couldn't even lift it up, let alone move my fingers, and all the feeling was gone. That was scary...

 

[R4ptur3]

My mum woke me up near the middle of the night just after a very small earthquake in Britain, which we never get. She woke me up to say 'did you feel that'. I just really, really did not care and i was so tired. The gods only know how she expected me to feel it even though i was asleep.

 

[_Janny_]

When I was little I woke up because I rolled out of bed and fell down. There was no carpeting on the floor, so that made a nice *thud* sound too. It freaked out my dad but I didn't even have a scratch on me.

I'd had a late night and a nightmare. I woke up with my cat sleeping on my face, rolled out of bed and stepped on a moist hairball that he had tactically left on my floor. I was barefoot.

Your little story just made me laugh out loud! Your wording made my day and therefore you deserve a stack of cookies:

Spoiler: clicky

 

[Alumit]

Try being woken up by my little brother, who is THE most annoying kid this side of Xbox Live.

Christ Al-fucking-mighty. >_>

Edit: This happens several mornings in a row, as well.

Was he ever admitted to a psychiatric ward in Ontario?
I remember when I was admitted to the one in Kingston (Ontario), there was this kid and EVERY morning at around 06h.00 I SWEAR TO GOD he'd come screaming down the hallways with a couple of his mates and push me and my roommates' door open and yell "WAKE UP GUYS! YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE!" and pretend to throw a grenade in and blow up and that shit. I kept waking up with a huge jolt, but one of my mates on the other side of the room had PTSD and every time that happened he woke up and screamed and started crying. Poor guy.

Peace~

 

[mjc0961]

Probably this time I woke up with a fever and was shaking uncontrollably. It had never happened to me and it was like shivering when you're cold so I thought I must have been cold. So I tried to get more blankets and shit and it didn't help. Instead it got worse and the shaking became more violent, at which point I got to freaked out by it and had someone take me to the emergency room.

 

[philosophicalbastard]

I was awoken today by my friend calling me from a roller coaster, it reminded me how pathetic my summer was T_T

 

[Casimir_Effect]

By a fire alarm, in a uni hall of residence, when mindfuckingly hungover. It was a drill. We had to assemble outside and wait for them to check... something (the complete lack of a real fire perhaps) while freezing our asses off. Uniquely, I also had the fun of trying not to empty my stomach all over the place.

And this has happened to me twice now. Seriously, fuck fire drills. You will never know the pain

 

[colson91]

I think I got a good one. I wake up at about 2 or 3 in the morning with no idea why until after a couple seconds, I notice a strange weight on the side of my bed. I look and see someone leaning over my bed, so I yell out, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!" The person replies in a calm yet annoyed voice, "Calm down, I'm looking for the cat." After he speaks, I realize its my step dad, and it takes me a couple more seconds to register what he said. We then had the following "conversation."
"WHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THE CAT?"
"I thought I heard him yowling in here."
"WHAT?"
"Nevermind, go back to sleep." And then he leaves the room.

About two minutes later, I go to the bathroom. When I'm done, I come back out and the cat is sitting right there in the hallway. I then called him a bastard and went back to bed.

 

[Queen Michael]

My brother jumping on my stomach shouting "wakeupwakeupeakeupwakeup".

 

[interspark]

So about 20 minutes ago I randomly awoke from my slumber, to see a spider 2 inches in front of my face. Besides screaming and killing it in instinct, I am now wide awake though not having more than 3 hours sleep and can't get back to bed.

So what's the worse way you've been woken up?

dude! it was a harmless living thing!!! simply being there didnt merit death!

right, sorry (well not really), my own story

similar thing really, one morning i was awoken to find a cat on my bed with its face inches from my own, rather upset, i poltely shooed the cat away and went back to sleep, only to be awoken shortly later the exact same way BUT BY A DIFFERENT CAT! it was like i had fish on my face or something!

 

[VGStrife]

At university my room in the house we rented was next to a wasps nest. I woke up to a buzzing under the sheets.
Also, on a related note, same room etc, playing HL2:ep2 didn't feel tickling in my trouser leg (no, not like that) until it was almost too late. I hastily removed said trousers to find a wasp surprisingly close to my genitals.
I then started tucking my trousers into my socks whilst in my room.

Never got stung though, so a win for me i guess.

 

[BakaSmurf]

Mosquito up the noise.

Very unpleasant that was.

 

[interspark]

By a fire alarm, in a uni hall of residence, when mindfuckingly hungover. It was a drill. We had to assemble outside and wait for them to check... something (the complete lack of a real fire perhaps) while freezing our asses off. Uniquely, I also had the fun of trying not to empty my stomach all over the place.

And this has happened to me twice now. Seriously, fuck fire drills. You will never know the pain

lol, i guess you just have to wonder whats worse, that, or a fiery death

welcome to the escapist btw

 

[Tourette]

My old Sergeant form basic training when I first joined the Army. That is one wake up call no one ever forgets.
Also another time after a wild night out I woke up with permanent marker over my face in various patterns and minus an eyebrow.
After another wild night out I woke up with my entire face covered in cigarette papers which were just about to be lit.
Oh the joys of Army life,hehe.
Now it's just my kids that rudely awaken me nowadays.

 

[Instinct Blues]

When my mom woke me up and told me that my hamster was dead which was a bit of a shock but it sure was his time to go he was at least 7 years old and they usually only live for 4-5 years. Thats the worst that I can remember besides being woken up at ungodly early hours to go to school.

 

[Casimir_Effect]

By a fire alarm, in a uni hall of residence, when mindfuckingly hungover. It was a drill. We had to assemble outside and wait for them to check... something (the complete lack of a real fire perhaps) while freezing our asses off. Uniquely, I also had the fun of trying not to empty my stomach all over the place.

And this has happened to me twice now. Seriously, fuck fire drills. You will never know the pain

lol, i guess you just have to wonder whats worse, that[b/], or a fiery death

welcome to the escapist btw

Oh no, you must have misunderstood. What could be more fun than sitting outside at 6am wearing only a dressing gown and rocking backwards & forwards while trying to remember how in the name of all that is fucking holy I even made it home and where the hell my damn pants are?

Seriously, I choose fiery death every time. If it's that or giving up whisky then bring on the tan!

Thanks for the welcome mate