Worst Worst Advice! (That's not a double negative.)

[feather240]

What's the worst advice you've ever given? Was it telling them dogs gain magical powers from chocolate or that the escapist was full of viruses and killed peoples computers It can be either an accident or on purpose. I'd put something, but unlike you my life is very very uninteresting. I "uh" told someone to not stop believing, but that was from a song so...

 

[Sassafrass]

To use my handbrake for an emergency stop. Yeah, look up the wheels so the car spins in a circle. Cheers, dumb friend who hasn't started driving yet.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I told my friends that if they hold X on the original Halo while flying a Banshee it does a special attack.
they fell for it multiple times.

 

[Ryuk2]

Maybe when my grandmother told me to go and learn ''art'' (that's what she said) because i can draw stuff with my pen and those painters earn millions. In those exact words.
Or when one girl advised me to meet a girl, that i was chatting with for 2 months, because she was her friend. After another 2 months it started going down the hill and i wanted to kill myself (or her).

 

[Gariom]

One time my friends told me to play Gears 2 online. I took the advice and still regret it to this day.

 

[warbaloon]

Plugged my keyboard into this chicks comp in my computer class and told her closing system 32 in the task manager would help solve the problems she had (which she did)

teacher thought it was funny

 

[Woodsey]

I once made love to a flock of chickens, as I was promised eternal life.

Bad times.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

"Rub your eyes, it'll help."

In most contexts. Ehehehehehe.
Brilliant.

 

[esperandote]

press ctrl+f4 to edit anyones post

 

[ZeroMachine]

"You have to see the fourth Indiana Jones movie, it's great!"

 

[TheMatt]

"People with green eyes can't see dogs"

She believed me. and yes, that is a PA quote.

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

I told a woman that I used to work with who was having car problems that she probably needed to get her flux capacitor fixed. She believed me too.

 

[esperandote]

press ctrl+f4 to edit anyones post

Don't you mean Alt+F4?

That sounds more correct but aparently both work on IE.

 

[xplay3r]

I told a woman that I used to work with who was having car problems that she probably needed to get her flux capacitor fixed. She believed me too.

Hahaha that's brilliant! How much you want to bet this is what happened afterwards
Woman "Hi yes my friend there was somthing wrong with my floks..cam... no that wasn't it....what was it....oh! There's something wrong with my Flux Capacitor....can you fix it?"
Mechanic "Oh sure!"

*the woman leaves, the mechanic goes over to the car, puts on a new spark plug, then drinks a beer the next day the woman comes back*

Woman: "so?"
Mechanic "yep fixed it, that'll be 900 bucks."

Mine would be "If you want to download hacks for counter strike go to lemonparty.com"
Luckily I mispelled it and found out what it was before i got to the website (it's acutally senoir homosexual orgys.....rule 34 strikes again...)

 

[Kuchinawa212]

(I was stuck in a bog with up to my shins in mud that wasn't letting me go)
"wiggle it alittle"
*SHWOP*
Now I was up to my thighs in mud. *sigh*

 

[Cody211282]

told a friend of my brothers that 2 girls one cup was a great youtube clip, he fell for it, with like 5 other people watching to

 

[Baby Eater]

"yes george im 100% sure invading iraq will solve all of our problems overnight"

i told my annoying friend that you need to pay to go on the escapist i saved you all from lololololol and halo flame threads

 

[ajb924]

I told my brother deoderant was white chocolate, got grounded for a month, but worth it.
Reason this is advice: I said "This is the best tasting candy in the world!" then he ate it. Good times...

 

[Darth Pope]

Something like this.

You have no idea how much I wish I could go around posting signs like this for a living.